Meh. Everything is comedy. Life is suffering in pain. If you can't laugh about it then why bother living?
Lindy I'm a big fan, but frankly you need to lighten up. Awful things happen every day everywhere. Are we supposed to be giant Debbie Downers bringing the gravitas all the time because life is cruel and unfair and people get their faces eaten off and then we all die? Let us have our zombie meme. Comedy comes out of…
Ugh why are we so freaking precious nowadays? If I can get all Grampa Simpson here for a second, back in the 80's when I was a kid we fell off of see-saws, we busted our heads on diving boards, and we pulled the hair of other children who tried to snatch our Easter eggs. It was called childhood, and we survived it and…
I really didn't need to be shown another way of adding more cake into my life.
I will use any excuse to post this gif. Thank you.
On a more positive note Ghostbusters is on Bravo right now.
See now this is an action figure that I would happily buy for my niece. Can someone get on that? Great journalistic heroes of the world action figures?
I found out today that my ex-boyfriend is having a baby with the woman he left me for. So...yup. Hit it Adele.
Who would have ever thought that Courtney and I would have so much in common? I feel you sister.
My high school had two black students in each grade of about 120. Two black kids, maybe three Asian kids, and 115 white kids. My little cousins now go to the same school. They just told me that they announced the musical for the spring. They're doing The Wiz. I really wish that I was joking.
Can we have an apology from the Jezebel editors for posting this article? I really feel that this crosses a line.
Jesus Demi whip-its? Seriously? The last time I did whip-its was in the parking lot of a Pink Floyd concert in 1994. I expect a higher quality of drug from my overdosing celebrities.
Puppy video. Now please.
What about the hamsters?! Won't somebody for the love of God please think of the hamsters?
Gross. Like I needed another reason to despise Patti Stanger.
This is what I'm saying! #AmateurNight
This title is misleading. Some of us have been getting wasted at Starbucks for years. This should read "Soon You'll Be Able to Pay to Get Wasted at Starbucks"
Pshaw. I mastered looking like shit years ago. #Trendsetter
But where would we be without Donna? How would we ever understand what it really means to Treat yo self?