I still like Man of Steel. Yes, even with the ships that look like dildos and Kevin Costner's terrible lessons and the humorlessness and the wanton collateral damage and the Super Neck Snap.

But he's not. He grew up here. I guess they don't have TVs in Smallville or something.

Doomsday looks like Raphael from the 2014 Ninja Turtles but covered in scabs.

There we go. Now it looks like a Snyder movie and not just a Snyder trailer.

Or… Um… The Incredibles.

A stegosaurus fucked the Pizza Planet pickup?

So basically the same way humans "evolved" in Wall-E?

"From the visionary director of I, Robot…"

13 is older than you think. I was 13 to 19 for the prequels, but I watched our VHS copies of the originals a dozen times each in the 90s. Those are still the ones I have nostalgia for.

You specify early Bay, but early Bay was always comparatively stripped down. Cage and Connery sneaking around Alcatraz is one thing, giant robots fighting is another. Star Wars would be more like the latter, meaning late, overly busy, visually incoherent Bay.

Hmm… that's too bad. I never played it, but I just assumed they would copy the "knock out of the ring to KO" aspect. That really is the heart of Smash Bros.' depth, since it often completely changes up the strategy on both a character and level basis. I wouldn't mind at all if an imitator copied that concept and tried…

Yikes. That's a much bigger downer than the daredevil stunt gone wrong from 3: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Once you get the hang of JC2's controls, you should look into the multiplayer mod. I'm not sure if the community is still active, but it's great fun as long as you like just screwing around in a world that doesn't make sense.

I recently learned that my laptop isn't as shitty as I thought. It was just running the crappy backup Intel card by default instead of the pretty good NVidia card. Which means I actually can play the modern-gen games I've been sitting on for the past few months!

The music world desperately needs more female-led hip-hop that isn't Nicki Minaj.

"I wear this crown of…" umm… Gak?

Yeah best henchmen is a completely different category. One topped by Robert Shaw as Red Grant, I'd argue.

"From that day forward, all Churches of England were replaced by Burger Kings."

Surprised this didn't mention the also-banned Tale Spin episode where the Asian stereotype Panda people launch a Pearl Harbor-esque sneak attack on Baloo and friends.

Oh, everything in Australia is trying to kill you…