“He’s a white receiver AND he’s in legal trouble?”

You forgot Yokozuna!!

Ahhh, I get it now. I totally thought you were acknowledging the copyright of all of those wrestlers’ names.

Totally thought this was a belated April Fools post.

Just skipped to the end to see if the bull killed her. Disappointing.

Who is this Deion guy? Looks like an ugly Leon Sandcastle...

You have obviously never attended a UND hockey game (or any hockey game that UND fans attend) before.

Uh, I think you just made it. Gratz.

Neither does Michigan. But all the idiots up here still suck at all those sports Norwegians excel at. Now if only the Olympics had drunk snowmobiling....

The thing that made my eyes wide was the part in the letter where he’s trying to run down one of the girls and says “she was caught having sex with a black man”, as if this was some salient reason why she shouldn’t be believed. And, his sentiment does not surprise me in the least, having lived outside of Memphis for a…

I seriously had to click the link on that article because I thought this was some weird crosspost from The Onion. Holy shitballs.

Jeremy Bloom’s Wikipedia page makes me feel like I’ve failed at life.

LOL. I love the line “Philly people are pretty decent folks, despite what the news and rumor would have you believe.” used as a justification why the store owner will be fine AFTER PHILLY FANS LOOTED THE STORE.

LOL at the Boston title game e-mail. I live in Michigan and would KILL to have my Detroit teams lose in every single championship game/series in a year. Pistons? Tigers? Red Wings? Hell, the city would burn down with glee if the Lions just MADE it to the Super Bowl. Hypothetical humblebrag e-mails like that are why I…

No, it’s definitely Boston.

I just take it as “here is all the stuff people supposedly hate about the NFL; my league will be the opposite of that.” This is no dog whistle. Pretty sure the only color Vince sees here is green.

I’ve watched that thing approximately 1,230,000 times. It is possibly my favorite VHS tape ever. I cannot even fathom that others have a similar attachment to it. And now I am weeping with joy....

I love the way she ethered Nassar at the sentencing, but... holy hell she looks evil as hell in that banner pic. I half-expected her to tell Nassar he would prick his finger on a spindle 16 years into his sentence.

“He touched me! Did you guys see that? Buzzsaw touched me!”

Yeah, that first touchdown shown is not 30 yards. Yup....THAT GUY!!!