Uh, check me if I’m wrong here, but didn’t Vin Diesel and the Rock make up a silly, pretend feud before the last movie. I think you might be getting hoodwinked here.

Holy shit. Between the replies to this comment and TomSpanks12's, I feel like this posting wins the award for most people missing a joke.

OMG, I (no joke) got my first speeding ticket (at 16) while jamming out to Turtle Power in the family minivan. Went 72 mph in a 40 mph zone. Got my license taken away, had to stand in front of a judge and meekly respond “Guilty” when they read my offense aloud. Good times. Leonardo, Michaelangelo... and Donatello,…

Also, this cannot possibly be a debate.

Uh, I don’t know that I would agree Seth was the leader of the first iteration of the Shield. Dean usually did all the talking and was usually positioned as the front man for the group.

That is the most majestic beard I have ever witnessed. Yes, there are longer beards, fuller beards, more patterned beards... but no beard has ever evoked such nobility, such sagacity. I feel like it has thousands of stories to tell me and I want to take it to dinner and listen to all of them.

“Doesn’t count. He totally palmed the ball.”

Oooooh, racism vs. misogyny. I can’t wait to see who wins.

So anyway, what you’re saying, I’m the Man, “Whitey”,and you guys are the victims of a tyrannical, racist, oppressive society?

More like Sean “Does Not” Needham, amirite?

Who’s da master?

You are crazy. Apollo kept the Cold War alive by antagonizing Drago and claiming “This is US AGAINST THEM!” where Rocky sought to champion glasnost and realized that...if I can change.... and you can change.... EVERYBODY CAN CHANGE!!!

And I thought I was getting a good deal on the Echo at $129 a few weeks back. *sigh*

And I thought I was getting a good deal on the Echo at $129 a few weeks back. *sigh*

Meet the Mets!

Pretty sure this is the first, and last, article I read with the word “harquebusier” in it. I learned something new and totally useless today.

That was EXACTLY what I was thinking in regarding to commenters on this site when I read the article. Who are they gonna defend here?

I didn’t read any of these but, if the subject is Burneko, I’m pretty sure I agree with all of them.

And I’d be suspicious of the guy who said he was taking his penis (period) anywhere. Just a terrible comparison.

Krz’s parents are definitely Duke fans who gave up when they couldn’t spell past the first three letters.

“French rugby star Remi”