One please.

We’re days away from The Ocho, my friend....

Can someone help me find Jemele Hill and Britt McHenry’s names on this list?

Shame you guys haven’t been following this twitter handle the whole year:

LOL. I’m starring just for the oxymoronic term “ethics in internet commenting”.

Wow, Why Your Team Sucks was a lot funnier when Drew did it.

Cindy’s turning into quite a little thug.

You’re insane. Had Steph left after last season to go to the Cavs (which is roughly the equivalent of KD going to the Warriors), he would be booed mercilessly upon his return to Oakland.

I don’t know if this post is referring to the potential rush of comments arguing that first volley wasn’t a bicycle kick, but, if so... allow me to be the first.

Mom must be so proud.

I am printing this off and showing it to my wife. Because our daughter is the same age and she was starting to turn into your daughter’s BFF and we, thankfully, righted the ship and she turned into someone more like your daughter. Nicely written and perfect advice for parents-to-be!

Yeah, as soon as I saw Brooklyn, GQ and Vanity Fair in the same sentence with this idiot’s name, I knew I was dealing with a real winner....

Hey, if he’s good enough for David Duke, he’s good enough for me.

That guy definitely rents Hayman.

“I’m sure it was just a reflex action, but he totally missed the ballsack.”

Yeah, but his job is not “Offensive Coordinator”, correct?

They intend to lash out at anything that indirectly hurts their important feelings and will twist any kind of logic to fit their world view.

Oh, please tell me it was a Sunday morning when the guy saw Peyton at the park. Please.

Do you watch it with House and Sully, too? Or just Tahmmy? And do you change the sheets afterwards?