If anyone is interested in seeing some secret videos of me in my kitchen eating corn, talking about corn and talking to corn, I've uploaded them to corn hub. Check them out before they get taken down.

glad it isn’t just me. These autoplay videos are obnoxious, especially when I have one embedded within the article and one on the side, and both are playing at the same time. Get it together gizmodo media/vulture capital overlords

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

Silent Violent Haze is also the name of the new Ben and Jerry’s flavor specifically marketed at the lactose intolerant.

That pass was blinder than a Hong Kong protestor shot in the eyes by the Chinese government.

I’ve heard of “suicide by cop” before, but “suicide by Myles Garrett” is new to me.

Barry Sanders was beside himself.

Amazingly, this is the second time in about half a decade the Packers have scored on the last play of the game to beat the Lions specifically because of a phantom penalty call involving a facemask.

It seems worth mentioning that the GB vs DET hail mary highlight the NFL loves to show as an example of their fine drama was also the result of a phantom hands to the face call on the previous play.

As a Lions fan you can only see this shit play out so many times before you start to question why you bother to watch NFL…

My tin-hat theory is that the NFL will not allow the Lions to win until they give back the Thanksgiving game so that the NFL can have it in a bigger market. 

You’d think a guy with that name wouldn’t be surprised by things going wrong.

That pic at the top of the post...it took me a minute to realize that’s Kovalchuk next to Doughty; I thought for a second Tkachuk got traded to LA.

She is being called Wagatha Christie in the comment sections. Pretty funny. 

Oh honey.

I’m now being told the Zion they’re referencing is not the same thing. My bad.

Wasn’t anyone else watching? ESPN is all about Zionism right now.

I’m a lawyer (hold your applause). Most attorneys have respect for the unwritten “professional courtesy” when it comes to scheduling matters, moving deadlines, etc. It’s about not being a dick more than anything, and people who don’t respect the professional courtesy are assholes.

Nick Bosa is never, under any circumstances, the good guy. The right thing to do is root for his most embarrassing failure in all situations.

Bosa is a typical Ohio numbnut mouth breather. Him and his brother are so retarded they might have been born with CTE.

It’s too bad Bosa didn’t stop him back in college since it means that much to him.