The older boy is a red-head, too, which is why his burns were so much more severe than the younger boy’s. You didn’t include that the daycare workers were said to be teasing both boys because they were crying when their mother picked them up.
Although it sounds like the result of some freaked-out parent being annoying, these sunburns are legitimately terrible.
That friend is the worst person in the world.
Yup, throwing a fun party that gets all your family and friends together is lame, lame, lame. Other non-essential things like travel are objectively and inherently superior to hosting an event that allows your loved ones to meet and have fun together.
Don't humblebrag, it's unseemly.
I just posted something similar, guess I should have scrolled through the comments a bit farther.
I’ve been an actress since age 13. You might be familiar with me from the TV show Neighbours, or from my current…
“The Lady vanishes” has an elderly lady spy.
You are probably going to get a lot of dumb posts from people (who haven’t spent a day in their life volunteering with homeless pets) about how this was all your fault. And those posts will list all the things you “should” have done.
Real question: when they talk about boys falling behind, do they really mean girls getting ahead? Like one group has to lose for another to win? There seems to be a lot of this sentiment lately.
Joyce is the kind of customer that would have complained if the roles were reversed - if she were eating out with her family and a loud-ass group wouldn’t stop singing, you know Joyce would be calling the manager over and asking for her meal to be comped.
We’re sure this isn’t Jason Sudeikis doing a new character?
I think the proudest moment of my life was when Tig Notaro heard me giggle from the stage during her stand-up set, and made fun of me.
For the last decade of his life, my grandfather recieved nearly 100% of his nourishment from a small rotation of restaurants he would frequent for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I am forever grateful to the wait staff of those 5 or 6 restaurants who for at least 10 years would read the same few newspaper clippings he…
See, I look at cranky, demandy, complainy, bitter elderly people,and backtrace it to the cranky, demandy, complainy, bitter young and middle-aged people, only we often dress it up in entertaining sarcasm and snark. But if your entire life consists of angrily ranting about things that frustrate you, you are setting…
I once tried to text “Bah humbug” to a friend of mine who was being overly chipper during the holiday season. My phone autocorrected to “Vag humdinger”. And now that is what I say all the time.
Slammed his hand in a door just to feel SOMETHING.
Hahahaha Scalia’s dissent reads like Rex Harrison taught a Yahoo comment to be a proper lady.
Other big exciting news coming down from the Supreme Court today! Under the Fair Housing Act it’s enough to prove that a policy or practice has a disparate impact (ie the policy doesn’t have to be discriminatory on its face; if the policy has a disproportionately adverse impact on minorities it violates the FHA).…