Yesterday I spent two hours in class listening to a mortician answering questions about her job and training and after hearing about the pieces of bone they have to grind in a “blender” (“sounds like making a margarita” she said) after cremation... this is just too much. Too creepy. Can’t. Nope.

Nails. Mani whats? Pedi whos? I don’t... know... how... to... can’t be bothered. I keep my nails hella short for... personal reasons, and I usually can pick them off when they get too long and I’m bored, because I’m a vitamin deficient hobbit person and they peel right off. I like fun nail polish colors and me and my…

Less of “a concert” experience and more of a music festival experience. When I was 16 I went to bonnaroo and tried acid for the first time (with my older sister and my dad no less, a well supervised trip). I have no memory of the shows that night. But when I was trying to find my way back to my tent and there…

Why is when people get lip injections they ALWAYS make the upper lip a little too big, and then you can always tell. It’s always the upper lip gives it away.

How can she seriously complain about there being no christian events and in the NEXT SENTENCE say “separation of church and state”?

all I can say is Chrissy Tiegen updated her food blog today so... I’m gonna be busy eating...

All I hear when people complain about what other people post on facebook is “i’m an idiot who hates my friends because I am far more self centered than the people I’m complaining about.”

yeesssssssssssssssssssssss

ren faires a freaking fun. I can eat a giant turkey leg and can browse hand tooled leather goods and costumes? unless you're a vegan, what's bad about that!

I used to live across the street from a Korean church and they had an outdoor loud speaker and they often played hymns in Korean out into the world. Not just on holidays, mind you, but some Sundays, parking lot bbqs, bible study night. Now I live in a small town and it usually quiet all the time, except recently there…

Iowa pagan fist bump! haha this state is hilarious. So conservative in some ways, so very very very not in others (like the universal love of cycling, like even republic dick mongers, in their tight little aerodynamic cycling onsies). I think actually if we didn’t have the caucus here so early we’d be more liberal…

So you know when you feel chilly and you say, "is it cold in here or is it just me?" and everyone's like, "Oh no I feel fine, its just you." and so you put on a sweater?

Dylan, with the argument best made by Bernard as example of his work.

If we’re getting historical, his daughter Alice seemed like the kind of chick I’d want to chill with 100%.

Yeah different strokes for different folks. This is a subject with no actual objective answer, because there are not only going to be different aesthetic preferences, price point biases (is it really better or did you spend too much and now you've reasoned yourself into LOVING IT), and then lash types. Great lash…

Yeah different strokes for different folks. This is a subject with no actual objective answer, because there are not…

I had another friend who let me in on a closely guarded family secret: in Europe their last name was Rape but when they came to america they erased the bottom of the E and go by Rapf now because DUH. So it could be WAY EFFING WORSE.

It looks like a shitty portrait tattoo artist has decided to move into sculpture.

Me and my sister worked together for a while, and once I arrived at work and she was outside smoking and crying and I asked her what was wrong. She told me that she'd just had a fight with the GM because she'd finally gone to him about the cooks because today (and they always said so much shit to her, in particular,…

If the short hair thing is supposed to be a maintenance related "now you're a mom and too busy for hair, you're older and don't care about beauty" thing, then wtf I spent so much longer on my hair when it was short than I do now. Like absurd cow licks I had to fix, always having to get it cut to keep it up, using…