All of my straight female friends would like to burn their exes on the sun, but they were also almost NEVER friends with them BEFORE they dated, either. All the lesbians and bi women I know basically have at least 1 friend who is their ex, or to turn the phrasing around, have previously dated one of their close…

I literally had a wedding stress dream last night where it was the wedding and it was about to start and I realized I forgot to invite anyone.

Haha I was like "huh sounds like studio 13..."

Does she ever come over to your house? Could she meet at your house before going out and you just happen to be running late and still doing your make-up...? Blending and chatting about make up and blending...

I have all the freedom, space, and support to be pursuing my goals right now and instead of spending even a solid couple hours a day in the studio I putz around my apartment like a chump. I'm taking this to heart.

That's exactly what happens to me. This is something I do without trying, but with some people (my partner included) I just get "yeah I just said that." or "I know, did you not hear me?"

so based on the headline I thought whoa what open legged pose is she doing? But no we're just extending the colloquial use of vagina all the way up the mound and hip area now. That /definitely/ going to make communication easier :|

If you like the strip format, Plica is a lesbian slice of life comic.

that's what I was coming on here to say. those questions are bait.

So, tact and white-lies are the cowardly deceptions that show that love is truly cynical at it's heart?

omg that's flula!

I recently had a blood clot so big I was like, "is that a fetus? did I just expel the second coming?"

Yeah I saw the Celsius and rolled my eyes.

I don't know how to flirt, but I do know how to look like I'm being a good listener while staring someone right in the eyes thinking "kiss me kiss me kiss me"

Yeah I'm also chronically anemic. Are there any safe proven no terrible brands?

Oh man, my girlfriend is a human officer, and one time there was a fire at a breeder and all the dogs were being held at the shelter until everything was fixed and investigated (the fire had something shady about it), and people (other crazy dog people) would constantly be calling the shelter trying to claim that this…

I don't know, I waitressesed in Iowa for YEARS and when I compare my experience to the stories from all over the country it's not the midwest, assholes are everywhere, and there are especially certain types of assholes that definitely seem to roam more frequently on the coasts (the "do you now who I am" corporate jerk…

I assume their mouths are just so burned and devoid of feeling now the coffee must keep increasing in hotness year after year just so they can fucking even notice in their mouths.

I'm a Midwesterner and yeah, Christians are notably horrible restaurant patrons. If you've ever served a fucking Sunday lunch crowd you know.

Yeah I'm pretty hippie dippie and believe in some not mainstream stuff, but when both science and morality demonstrate something so unequivocally... vaccinate your fucking children.