Are you kidding me? I was regularly unsupervised at that age. I'd ride my bike to the park a mile from my house, go to the weird bike trail that included a tunnel under the interstate so I could go to the mall and visit my mom where she worked at target, and get an icee from the target cafe thing. I went to and from…

haha harkavagrant! is how I found out about them!

that's not THAT dirty. I can't be shocked by historical love letters anymore thanks to Joyce. That bar is TOO high... too. high.

If anyone is like "who is angel haze wft" go find her cover of same love where instead of bullshit macklemore rapping, she is rapping. It fucking rocks. I love her, although I could do without the use of "fucktard"

One time a dating website matched my dad up with his niece. As me and siblings teased, "I dunno dad, technically she's adopted..." He was not amused.

So what, there is a word someone decided to make up for no reason, it has no bearing on our lives, and is meaningless and would have faded away... and you just gave it further platform, just to make sure we think it's made up for no reason? And then now we should also not care, but also be annoyed at people, but not…

A vegan restaurant named Munch... I'm going to assume it would be a great place for me and girlfriend to go... ya hear me? *gratuitous eye brow waggle* *nudge nudge* *wink wink* *lesbian lesbian*

there are a lot of d-bags in the restaurant industry but man, owners are the worst of them all.

No seriously, please, as a fat person who is far to embarrassed to exercise in public, I beg you please, just ignore us. Like don't accidentally run us off the road or anything, but if that happened to me it would have only made me feel more embarrassed. I'm begging you. That guy probably didn't want know, FOR SURE,…

that's so awesome. My cats, who's tails are the true victim of my nighttime bathroom visits, would really appreciate this...

It's something confused old people just do. I've seen so many 1 star reviews that are like "product is just like shown in the picture and arrived very quickly! my niece loves it!" and I'm just like, no Karen from Maryland! You don't understand what you have done!

On the thread of Chinese restaurant playing classic rock (which by the way, an Asian chef shouldn't be a prop for your idea of the 'theme' lady)... at the Mexican restaurant I used to work at an old man got up from his table across the room, came all the way across the large, mostly empty restaurant to the host stand…

So to all of the people asking "why, how, why" well, there you go. Or we can all call it forgetfulness and pretend it's a character flaw that certainly WE would never have...

Ok, so hipsters trying to like old Scandinavian grandpas, and rebrand it as snooty healthfood? Yep, all as usual.

All of my medical stories are farm and animal related. I went to a small school with a working farm in high school. Have you ever come upon a chicken that was walking around with its guts out because of a late night fox raid? Oh my and then we tried to kill the chicken and it wouldn't die so it was flopping around…

Yeah, I agree with the map. I'm from Iowa, and maybe the entire town of transcendental meditators gave us some chill points, but it's like, generally no other place I've been has had people who were equally really nice, but also mind their own fucking business. It makes us very fair minded.

same bed separate sheets, that's how me and the fiancee deal with our incompatible sleep styles. cheaper than new furniture.

I also remember an seeing an interview where Rue told how when they were working out the switch the producers were like 'but you can't actually do a southern accent this is awful' and she's like 'okay how about I just play it like mae west' and ta-da!

Remember every different individual is actually the benchmark for all of society. It's logic, dontcha see?

I worked at a Mexican restaurant in a strip mall with a coin collector's store and an Aspen Dental. Once a week, usually a Thursday or a Sunday, I guess whenever this little team got stuck with the evening appointments, around 3-4 pm this dentist0 in a white jacket, and two assistants in scrubs would come in, drink…