ok yeah maybe but is it better than Aleve? cause that's where the magic happens...

is beyonce acting weird or is she doing a "fine throw a fit it won't get you any reaction"

wow what a comments section of fuckery today.

when I was a kid my dad told me the black stuff in the bathroom sink was whiskers.. it was ash from a pipe. for YEARS AND YEARS I thought the smell of pot was what it smelled like when men shaved.

so the mothers day post every year on post secret?

to the people saying "yeah but her book was about being trans so she should expect questions about her genitals": I'm going to hazard a guess and say you missed the point. the point being that being trans isnt about the state of one's gentials.

I kind of feel like it's badass to be like "im gonna take this rascist asshole for a bunch of money and stuff and then sink him"

something I'll never understand is how if a horrible psycho like this guy can find out all her info and her backers info etc etc and stalk her, how the cops can't do just the same to him? especially if they should in theory have more resources and professionals? I feel like the "cyber crimes are hard to pin down" line…

"who wants their food sitting out anywhere near other people's sweat?"

I'm a pretty big hippy but god people like this make me FURIOUS. I go from 0 to like 1000000 on the rage scale as soon as someone is anti-vaccination.

man all the other queers are so much cooler than me.

Haha well basically when we started dating (we're gay btw) and being cute and discussed if we ever got married someday... lalala... and she just said "I call dibs on proposing, so you know." Over the years I've tested her saying, "what would you do if I proposed?"

Omg this is adorable. He was so nervous he dropped it?! A. FUCKING. DORABLE.

Really? Because I think we're both a lot more patient, loving, and forgiving when we aren't sleep deprived... I toss and turn a lot and wake up easily and she moans in her sleep and kicks, it's just not conducive to sleeping in each others arms.

So many people have their own self-righteous shitty tipping policies that getting a bad tip says nothing to a server about their work anymore. People who think tips have to be earned by above-and-beyond service (when in the course of a normal meal am I supposed to prove my valor to you, I ask) and are really friendly…

Either unfriend the people who's friendship means so little to you that you despise what they find meaningful and important, or stop complaining?

I made my prom dress all three proms I went to. Our proms were more like costume parties... so. I'd share the best one, but the only picture of me in it is with a girl in a cow suit so I don't know if she'd want that on the internet.

what you mean we should talk about form of self expression sweeping through our society instead of ineffectually blaming them on narcissism? HOW DARE YOU.

It's gender nonsense like this that makes me ever so pleased that I am marrying another woman. I mean, yeah, the discrimination and having to tell prospective landlord's we're 'roommates' sucks, but ya know, silver lining: none of the above bullshit.

it is so WEIRD to me when people are grossed out by a stray hair on their clothes or the floor, or their own hair. Is it really 'gross' to put your own hair (THAT HAIR ALL HANGING FROM YOUR HEAD) on the shower wall, and deal with it? REALLY?