I agree with you 100%.

Oh man, did I fangirl when our L.L. Cool J analogue came out.

Why must my favorite disney movie inspire the UGLIEST of all the rings?

It sure smells a lot like, "Marriage will fix our relationship problems." which is a quick jump away from "Having a kid will fix our relationship problems."

I recently rode in an elevator with Janeane Garofolo and didn't say anything. I was admittedly pinching my girlfriend's arm REALLY hard (we live in the midwest, we DON'T get celebrities). Maybe people recognize him but don't want to, ya know, embarrass themselves?

I have the same problem but inverted. Get a suit big enough to fit over my giant ass, to cups in the top are collapsing, falling down in the pool. Just a got a new Esther-style suit I'm ripping the cups out of to put smaller ones in.

That's the best feeling! It's like whenever I've done work on a farm or built something outside. LOOK WHAT I CAN PHYSICALLY CREATE WITH MY SWEET ARMS AND LEGS AND HANDS AND FEET.

...+1

Yeah I read that and my immediate reaction is "I'D WATCH THAT. GET MIYAZAKI! STAT!"

Um it's not just young folks. Ever worked in a restaurant? Older white men are the worst. THE FUCKING RUDEST I ever encounter are 50+ men. Not all of them, but overwhelmingly. No one of any other demographic has straight up ignored me when I ask them a direct question right to their face. No please, no thank you, one…

Also if that hat is supposed to be the quality of work one achieves after following its instructions, get another book.

Oh my freaking shit I hate this commercial so much. Miss Dennings has nothing to do with it. Its just so ridiculous. Basic exercise and fresh air was to hard for me, so I'll drink shit tea in my kitchen, alone. Oh damn ya sold me lipton! Maybe if they'd taken to stupid gags further it would have been funny. 8 stitches…

Fuck. Yeah.

That shirt. That shirt you described. I HATE THAT SHIRT. In every store, in every plus sized section, ever season, every year, again and again forever. We need to drown it, cut into pieces and bury it in salt in the four corners of a crossroads so that it can't rise again. Fuck.

I've never found anything over a straight large at Forever 21.

That above the boob seam is the fucking bane of my existence.

I hope Kim and Kanye name their baby something SO mundane it will be outrageous. Like Amy. Or Sarah.

"I don't find that notion as offensive to women as it is to men, who are not only capable of nurturing their children but excel at it when given the chance"

Cleaning the bathrooms (women's AND men's) used to be part of my job at the restaurant I work in. Ladies. WTF. Once I went into clean up some reported vomit and it was in both stalls, unflushed. The same vomit. You could tell, it was the same sick. On the seats. Of BOTH stalls. What HAPPENED? WHY DID YOU THAT? Men's…

Don't sweat it. You don't have to be friends with her, you don't have to really like as long as you aren't direct adversaries. Tolerate and let go.