"Kristi Noem (R) SD Noem dropped out of college to help take care of her family ranch after her father was killed. In May of last year, she finally completed her bachelor's degree."

someone, send this cat and this dog on an adventure, I'd watch that movie.

Now I've been sucked down a vortex. First to the cracked article, in which there are links to Tv Tropes, and we all know what happens when you go to Tv Tropes.

AHH! ONE-STAR RECIPE REVIEWS, IKR? Seriously, "This recipe sucks! I used rice flour instead of regular flour, barley instead of chocolate chips, snot instead of eggs, and the cookies turned out gross!"

Oh my god, I want to bring her home, have her rest her head on my shoulder. It's a very overwhelming feeling! Just... its okay Britney.

If you add a bunch of rumchata to that coffee, that is what I have been doing all day.

because I like skirts and dresses, they are more flattering to my body shape, they are easier to sew and I like to make my own clothes, etc etc etc

For every cute animal video, no matter how innocuous and completely innocent, if you search through the youtube comments, you will find someone who thinks that what is happening is animal abuse. These comments usually contain the words "sick" and "monster", as well a complete misunderstanding of the care, behavior, or…

Me and my girlfriend are very very broke this month, so a friend of ours bought us $200 worth of groceries.

HOME. TOWN. PRIDE. HECK YEAH!

I just want to say, WOOHOO WHITE HOUSE CHRISTMAS CARD BY ARTIST FROM MY STATE. She added the scarf. Heard all about it on IPR the other day :D Our awesome is quiet here, but it is mighty.

Did you see when he took over TheHobbit twitter feed and answered questions? He is the best human. Just simply the best.

I suffer from a LOT of anxiety and sometimes its taxing on my relationships... lets just say this article means I win the argument I was having with my girlfriend yesterday.

TLC wants us to think she's a freak but I really don't think intensive cleaning, if you think of it as a hobby as she put it, is that weird. And this is coming from a total disgusting slob. I knit a sweater for fun; methodical, calming, satisfyingly productive. Cleaning could check of those same marks.

All I want is to snuggle on a couch with Stephen Fry.

Everyone is all "blah blah Ryder Strong" but I just want UNCLE ERIC TO BE THERE!

...I was worried the guy behind her put it in her hair and she didn't know. :/

I once got into an internet argument with someone who was adamant that since I wasn't christian or jewish I was an atheist.

When you close the door of a Christian fridge, there is still a light inside. The light of God.

But bonding over the Rent soundtrack was how I started things with my first girlfriend...