As a service industry worker, thank you. Thank you so much.

If it is impossible to find size 2 jeans, then my jeans are 11xs more impossible to find.

I shit you not I bought my eco-sandals from goodwill. Because they were orthopedic. I know exactly want this says about me, and it's all true.

I'm pretty sure that this trend came and went and skrillex was not the propagator. It was definitely the lesbians.

Apparently don't reject them, and read to them a lot. Yeah. And tell them you love them. ALSO feed and water regularly!

Aw that was way less exciting than I was hoping.

Library. Get these suckers into a library fast.

...............................................................................wait, what?

My grandma says "how's your girlfriend, your roommate?" because she calls female friends girlfriends, but what my grandma doesn't know is my roommate IS my girlfriend (and she never will know, lifelong bigotry+dementia just isn't a battle worth fighting at this point) so she's actually being accurate.

So? (I would leave it at that, but I want to this to be long enough to reply to)

You know what I hate as much as false advertising? Straight women using "girlfriends" in reference to female friends. I absolutely fucking hate it.

Ha, I read "racism! it's racism" to the tune of the beginning of the "savages" song from Pocahontas. Funny how that works.

I dunno, I've met some picky lesbians. Specifically ones who spend a lot of time on their own appearance (butch or femme), and then expect it of others.

100% agreement

I really would enjoy a regular feature breaking down exactly what is staged or faked about different reality shows. I don't like buying into the illusion, I WANT TO KNOW THE TRUTH! Take me to the reality sausage factory!

All I'm hearing is "I've achieved one of your life long dreams! HAHAHAHA!"

I like to be awake at four in the morning, it is such a pretty, quiet time. I only get to do that when I've stayed up all night though. I wish I could go to bed early enough that that would be an acceptable time to get up but I'm not even home form work until 10 pm and I can't stay up because I need to sleep and get…

Did the freezers break down because the person who was in charge of them was busy watching child porn?

Jenny McCarthy's brain didn't need a freezer to malfunction to be mush.

Yeah it wasn't until I read your comment that I even realized who this was by!