So, no joke, I'm going to a lamb spit roast tomorrow, known as Lambapalooza. An annual party thrown by my friend's father, a notable local chef. So free food and beer from a bunch of foodies. People freaking camp out and it lasts all night and into the morning.

In the pink: Afraid the hand can't here her calling out. "Hey hand its Sarah! Remember?"

Clearly he's going to stop us from ruining our lives by having abortions.

So... are lesbians ok then or what?

Sometimes I look at a straight couple, usually very plain, boring looking couple who come into the restaurant I work in, who eat mostly silently, splitting the fajitas, and think "she's probably had his dick in her mouth."

I'm sure he was saying "AAAAIIIIIIDDDDSSSS" with his mind.

Only because there are no lube industry lobbyists.

I love Beth Ditto. Her music, her style, her personality, her girlfriend, her. Her ambitions may be difficult and not necessarily realistic but that doesn't mean she shouldn't have them, nay-sayers.

Once as a wee behbeh I got a splinter (good job covering the playground in wood chips) and I went to the nurse. She said she wasn't allowed to take out the splinter because that counted as "surgery". What the heck.

One of my biggest rage fuels is the people who think if you have bad cramps you're just whining, not that they could actually be worse than average. Especially women, because they are then operating under the "true for me, must be true for everyone" fallacy. "my cramps aren't that bad, so you're just being dramatic."

Lets all imagine what scientists who would make this study and bar prowling douches think "punk" is.

You mean, people should do what feels right at the time depending on the person? It cannot be!

I can just see those ladymag tech articles now "apps to make you skinny" "get your bikini body using pinterest!" "Use your iphone to give him the best sex ever!"

Yeah here I am with you, I loved the trailer I just watched.

Is pissy crazy fight hungry aunt/uncle/cousin going to really be that offended if you unfriend them? I've unfriended people all the time and they never even noticed. It isn't like facebook notifies people when they are unfriended. You don't have to worry about filters and subscriptions and blah blah blah, just…

I see people like this and I feel like they must live in some faraway place I've never been to because no one's hate is directed at me (about race anyway) and I don't socialize much outside of my close friends and immediate family. Until I was reminded...

If there is one show ever that will never have a shopping montage, it is this one. Sadly.

Now now ladies I'm sure we can all work out some sort of arrangement here...

I budgeted out HOW MANY YEARS I could live on a million dollars once. Just putting that in there.

When the privacy was mentioned I immediately thought "so you have privacy to unload the body? So there will be no witnesses?"