Not only is it a wig, but it’s also rather poorly applied to the point that it’s far too obvious. You tried though.

See also: Mort Crim’s recurring bits on Detroiters, an excellent show that not nearly enough people are watching.

Am I the only one who gets creeped out by, and leery of, anyone who wants to “showcase the inner woman!!!” of a five-year-old kid?

Love the pictures but the photographer's comments are beyond creepy. I don't think her gaze looks mature beyond her years, when children are still they just have an inner serenity adults have to strive for.

The stone where their heart should be, I guess.

Where does one put their hand if they have no heart?

He was my favorite part of the SMU scandal "30 for 30".

Just what I was thinking. She’s precious, but she’s only 5 which is NOT anywhere near the transition between childhood and adulthood. The quotes from the photographer were so creepy. I’m old enough to remember JonBenet Ramsey :(

Not only are those wigs, they’re bad wigs. I have no idea why they did that, nor why they photoshopped these pictures this way. I’ve looked at the unretouched group photo (the one where they have actual human laugh lines and under eye pooches like actual children) SEVERAL times and I can’t figure out which one is in…

To add further, their hands aren’t even on their hearts, but below on their ribs. Jesus. I said I’d just root for the players, but then Dak spoke his spineless message. The Texans owner is just as bad.

Dale Hansen is a goddamn treasure and should run for senate or president or some shit.

In addition to removing his hat does he know that you’re supposed to stand with your hands at your sides for the anthem? Putting your hand over your heart is for the Pledge of Allegiance.

Listen pal, the only guy who can accuse Jerry of being two-faced is his plastic surgeon

The captions and narration on the video (couldn’t finish it) make me uncomfortable.  Referring to the “inner woman” of a 5 year old resembles how abusers talk about children.  They are all beautiful girls, but I hear and see objectification in how they are presented here.

I don’t think that’s inconsequential at all. It’s fucking lunacy. 

This is wholly inconsequential to this entire shitshow, but they’re playing the anthem before practice now?! PRACTICE?!?!

When you say “Those rich people should be grateful.” you get called a socialist. When you say “Those rich black people should be grateful.” you get call Mr President. 

I’m a go ahead and throw this spicy take out there:  It’s not about the anthem and everybody knows it.

They actually say in the caption that the hair was provided by a wig store (Total Shop Wigs, to be exact). But sure, assume I don’t do my research. Now, who’s disrespectful?

They posted the picture on Yahoo and I don’t know why but I read the comments. My God, the tears of the Pilgrims...pathetic.  This child is beautiful, I feel sad for anyone who can’t appreciate it.