“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

Man, that’s how the dudes in my high school played all the time. I’d be moving along, then get straight trucked by some dude 6" taller and 100 pounds heavier than me. And no foul called by anyone, even the teacher. Then I’d get made fun of for being “bad”. I’d just apologise for not realising it was football.

Easy. Have no fucking shame, like this guy obviously does.

No blood, no foul

He really took the fun out of fundamentals. And the mental. And the D. But he added an “s” for “soft.”

Do we even know that it was a foul? Were his feet still moving?

Basically cop assisted murder

Don’t forget all those bases being stolen. ESPECIALLY when one of the teams is up by a bunch late.

The guy who got screened definitely complained to the gym teacher whenever anyone tried to play “Prison rules” during free time.

Only if they have a time machine so they can go back and ARREST Carl Malone for his crimes against basketball.

This is a perfect instance of where shunning will work brilliantly. Everyone in that gym should get to know this guy’s face, and refuse to play with him. As a teammate, as an opponent, whatever. He can go shoot free throws by himself, all alone, forever.

I’ve already called the cops on you for this comment.

I was confused by the lack of a video of the police power bombing one or both of the parties involved. That is SOP for elementary school fights. 

How do you come back from this? How do you ever show your face in that gym again? 

Cops really need to start fining people for false 911 calls. This shit is getting out of hand. What a waste of that cop’s time.

Unfortunately for the caller, Sterling has no law against having an open container of whoop-ass.

I hope the cops do something about the terrible scourge of traveling in the NBA. 

I’ve seen some shit go down during pickup games, but this is on a whole different level. Whatever happened to a good ol’ fashion “hold me back” fight, or stomping off mad while threatening to come back with your boys?

Cop finally comes and brings them out the gym to talk like it was an elementary school fight. You could tell he was blown cause his time was wasted