“The niece, Anna Elva, told Global Canada that Pool Patrol Payton was simultaneously trying to apologize for the situation and get more information from her.”

I would be surprised if a stay is issued. This state celebrates the fact the we have one of if not the most active death chambers in this country.   

Agree:

He seems like the type who spends a lot of time screaming at people for being too easily offended when they don’t laugh at his jokes fast enough.

“Well, they could have stolen those receipts, or dug them out of the garbage. Maybe they have a pocket printer, to forge receipts on the fly. We should wait until the investigation is over.” -Th police

“while i lack in being unbelievably unfunny, I make up for in being a gigantic racist and misogynist” is basically the M.O. for about 85% of the content on that site.

Cops are racist from sea to shining sea, bruh. That ain’t no revelation.

Where does Barstool get its money from? Given the relatively paltry audience (as pointed out by Tim Burke in this thread) how do they have the funding to actually hire people? Is it going to tinfoil hat territory to wonder if they’re getting secret right-wing funding to push an “anti-PC agenda” like those shitty…

In Indiana and in NC both people had pool keys and they refused to acknowledge them.

Every time I see something like this I’m reminded of the time that my brother-in-law was walking home from work and police officers rolled up on him with guns drawn because he “matched the description” of someone who had robbed Wal-Mart earlier that night.

Hahahaha that’s amazing. I never understood why you guys never used data-driven points like this to hammer these assholes, because I’ll admit, I thought Barstool’s reach was IMMENSE. Glad to be proven wrong.

according to Comscore, nobody. fun fact: more people [‘unique visitors’] read Timothy Burke over the months of March and April 2018 than read all of barstoolsports.com, according to Comscore. 

Yeah that reads as “I’m not your inappropriately funny uncle; I’m your inappropriately touchy uncle.”

honestly i would never know about these people if they would stop posting about them.

I’m suprised you missed the one where this asshat casually mentions slapping his kid in a rush to jilt a parking attendant out of $57.

I cover stoolies with grass and leaves so the landscapers step on’em 

I am not raunchy, but I am inappropriate at times

I mean, I get how fucking annoying our dream team of Deadspin writers+commenters is. And there is a lot of compelling content that runs counter to our self important slacktivism out there. But what the fuck compels a person to read that drivel?

They had receipts and it still didn’t matter because the man refused to acknowledge them.

Kelly was showing off her collection of video tapes. Not dvds.