Hey they can apparently arrest you for Suspicion of Resisting Arrest so...

So, now if we meet up with one of our childhood friends that we haven’t seen in years on the street while both wearing black with police witnessing the encounter, it may get you arrested and groped because you both look like suspects?

“Let’s just go arrest Trump for suspicion of incest.”

The trailer park he was at they have trailers going for 500k not exactly your typical west by God Virginia trailer park.

I said the same thing to myself. I thought you could be held for suspicion but not arrested.

It’s his MOTHER IN LAW, not his moma. MILs can be such pains in the asses that sometimes they’re only worth the trash they give.

Sometimes bald truth is just the shadiest shade of all.

Chile, that was a third-degree burn!

Suspicion of burglary ARE YOU KIDDING ME??

Ex-NFL Player house hunting for his MIL at a trailer park? Come on man.

This was utterly brilliant!

“emphatically denies committing any burglary. He would have no need to burglarize or steal anything from anyone at a trailer park.”

People are allowed to call the cops, even if they’re racist idiots. It’s the cops’ job to use common sense and after analyzing the situation, be like, “You’re a racist idiot, stop wasting the PD’s time.” Why the HELL was he actually arrested?

Given that the neighbor didn’t arrest him, the neighbor can’t be sued for false arrest.

“Considering the fact he was once caught fapping in his car in a parking lot I honestly have no idea what to believe”

So you think because he was “caught” masturbating once, he could have burgled the mobile home? This is too funny. How old are you? 92?

Let’s not sleep on the 11/10 shade being thrown by his attorney:

On the positive side, unlike Moore, at least Parker doesn’t troll high school parking lots and mall food courts looking for girls to date.

It can be used as a synonym for “useless.”

The face of Douche Baggins Ladies, Gents and Non-binary people. The my time is more valuable than yours look, 10 year old base model 3 series and airpods are standard issue.