Later, the GOP tweeted out a sketch of Ted Cruz when he was a hottie.

FYI Thomas Lennon and Robert Ben Garant are tied for a distant second if only because of their screenplay and writing credits. Herbie Fully Loaded might be considered a war crime.

That sucks, because I find him one of the funniest (a lot of the time).

I didn’t know the Marm of Smarm was back on CBB!  thanks for the heads up

Look, I’m a huge MCU fan from the get-go (loyal Agents of Shield viewer here), but honestly, Black Panther was not Oscar-worthy and this is all a lot of noise about nothing. After all the hype and Brinks trucks rolling up to Disney’s house, it was really just an average origin story movie between two characters that…

Yeaaah, the left’s outrage mobs don’t typically threat to murder or otherwise physically harm the objects of their outrage. That’s your people’s thing.

Nobody told me there was going to be dessert. 

Well, they’re our betters. Our betters.

I disagree. Other developed nations that are more reluctant to throw people away, that focus on rehabilitation and often cap sentencing at less time than Chapman has served, have much healthier societies. Their crime rates and recidivism rates are much lower. If America accepted that vengeance is not justice, we’d be…

The “Crunchy Box” has 6,792 calories worth of nosh.

I’ve always appreciated the fact that he’s one of those guys who’s always using his own success to help others. It’s the showbiz equivalent of the guy who buys the ticket to the movie and then opens up the emergency exit in the theater to let 20 of his comedy friends in.

I also love the fact that he’s still being a…

‘Breaking Dad’ is the Breaking Bad/Malcolm in the Middle crossover special.

IF THE DEMOCRATS CONTINUE TO RUN ON “NOT TRUMP” AND “MEANS TESTED FORMULAS FOR HEALTHCARE AND LIVELYHOOD” THEN 2024 IS A BETTER BET

Hmm, perhaps they don’t need his cooperation due to the evidence they have, maybe?

Sheesh, spoiler alert? Give us at least 24 hours to watch the newest episode, before you give the return of a character away in a headline and a huge picture! 

The guy who pulled the figurine heist was Ira, the Vamanos Pest guy from Breaking Bad

I quite like the cartel bits. Especially Nacho. But I enjoy his silently stewing stoicism.

They also explained it in a scene at Jesse’s house where one of the friends said there’s a place that sells them unsliced and passes the savings on to you.

“Just a large cheese pizza...sliced.”

I don’t think that’s even relevant in a conversation about Pearl Jam.  Especially not forty million years after grunge ended anyway.