Waking up in ICU with amnesia.

Pinkerton is the high water mark of 90's rock n’ roll....

With both Mario brothers dead and without issue, the House of Mario is now bereft an heir. Thus, the line of succession passes to the Wa, a branch of the family that has often quarreled with the main line despite their weak claims to the seat of the main House. Now the incumbent family’s inherited domain—including…

I would love for him to come back for no other reason than to have my son see him play. He has never watched him but somehow believes he is the best player ever. I’m not saying I want my kids dreams crushed but I’m not saying I don't either. 

Wouldn’t be the first time he told Vanessa one thing while doing another

“I work for papa johns and i will say that we by far have the best pizza on the market”

Even worse for C.J. was the following caller, Devin Kurant, dumping on him.

Out of the big chains, Papa John’s is easily the worst. That shit you call pizza is fucking gross.

Dominos is superior.

A place where white progressives can come together and gripe about the shit that effects them the most, paying lip service to the things that affect people of color and LGBTQ progressives, but mostly existing in a vacuum where the most pressing needs of the country are filtered through a predominantly white…

Remember when Dirk was all fat and had those hormone injections that kind of made him look like a child’s drawing of Godzilla? We all responded to Y2K differently...you really had to be there.

Eh, I disagree. He had already given the front-row kid a ball, and so he gave this ball to another kid who (presumably) hadn’t gotten one. That seems to me like the good and just thing to do.

You guessed it...

That wouldn’t even merit an act break on tosh.0

These are all hilarious. If Patton Oswalt said any of them onstage no one would bat an eye.

I think, and I may have missed a talking point or two, the gist of it is this:

Honeatly, sometimes it is just indistinguishable from Fox News. The story here, it seems to me, is that following an election which we know Russia tried to influence for the benefit of the Republican presidential candidate, and ahead of an election they will almost try to influence, by messing with vote totals,…

What the fuck is this blog now? Who gives a shit? Democrats forced Republicans to take a stand against election security and you’re mad about... what, exactly?

Stop. Giving. Assholes. Attention.