Bodak Yellow by Cardi B. Our national anthem should be just a rotation of Hip-Hop songs that become mildly popular with white people for about 6 months. I’m pretty sure that would please everyone.

The reality is that it doesn’t take much for white Americans to get riled up against anyone they feel is a threat to their whiteness, nor does it require a foreign entity to do so.

The Ohio Republican party is the one most anti-black, voter suppressing state parties in the country. So... no. Just, no.

I just googled Nxivm and Allison Mack and holy shit! This is so crazy! Why I am just hearing about this now? They are ruining people’s lives. This Keith guy is an obvious cult leader. Ugh.

Cam Payne is so excited to be classified as butt! This is the 2nd distinction he’s earned in the NBA, only slightly below guy who dances with Russell Westbrook. Any list featuring Payne and other NBA players is a win in his book, and a vital blow to every other player on said list.

I’m telling you, there is an epidemic of Americans innocently going to Mexico, drinking some form of liquid, and ending up blackout drunk. If we only could figure out what those dastardly Mexicans were putting in those sweet, sweet, orange/blue/green/red drinks. NBC needs to get a full news team on this one.

Lol. I wonder if Verlander has ever seen that tweet.

You’re clearly a Bernie fanatic. Have fun.

Pequods. Trust me. It make’s Lou Malnati’s taste like ass.

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Nobody is disowning Bernie. My gawd, you people are dramatic. Not even the mildest criticism is allowed.

Why do you keep bringing up Hillary Clinton? Don’t you get it. That is part of your problem right there. Not everyone who criticizes Bernie Sanders supports Hillary Clinton. Give up the ghost.

I hate criticisms about players affecting team chemistry and culture because they are so vague. How exactly was Ajayi not buying in? There’s a big gap from say not having your plays memorized to telling the coaching staff to fuck off. The former I think is probably rampant the latter is probably rare. It just seems…

I imagine Jezzies in 1970s. They did a story on the break-in. Are they not allowed to talk about Farrah’s hair too!

Honestly Jezebel, some of the president’s top officials are indicted, one of whom has already plead guilty and this is the coverage we get? It seems like our media is completely unprepared to handle a story of this magnitude.

Wow what a complete and total waste of economic resources for a silly study that is so flimsy it proves nothing. Do academies have research review boards?

I don’t think Ama should worry too much about the influenced. There idiots. If you buy a product b/c someone on instagram is using it, you’re an idiot.

Who knew a starry-eyed rock star wouldn’t make a good person to base your whole political philosophy around? Oh well, back to the Nuge for me...

This strikes me as an incredibly weird thing for a lawyer to say -

He’s not smart. Entertaining (to some) but definitely not smart.