This is definitely how Trump would see the plans for that wall in his head:

I always thought that Pigskins would be a great compromise for them. They still get to call themselves the Skins, it goes with the dumbass hogette thing and the history of footballs, and their songs and shit don’t really have to change because it’s got the same number of syllables and still rhymes. And it would have…

“He has completed over 90 percent of his passes over the last two seasons. That HAS to be good, right?”

Roundup: Every team thinks they’re on the cusp of contention so nobody trades, except the Bulls, who make deals with a sense of purpose akin to when you move your mouse to keep your computer from falling asleep.

I’m not sure what they do either, but when they do it before me they are trendsetters and when they do it after me they are retro.

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

Man, this is pretty much straight trash.

First, the economy is not in great shape at this point. Real wages have effectively gone nowhere as cost of living (mainly rents) has soared through Obama’s tenure. The labor force participation rate is still hovering near multi-decade lows, and most of the jobs created during…

“Firing up some bowls? I’m there!” — Laremy Tunsil

Arguing that arena subsidies take away from other public projects reflects a fundamental misunderstanding of political economy—people don’t pay for the schools not because the money has already been earmarked for an arena, but because they don’t give a shit about the schools. That’s why the money was on the table to…

aight that’s 15,934 “stick to sports”es and 1 “stick to politics.” long way to go but keep at it bud

...the Cleveland Indians, who will be running out a light fixture and Andrew Miller against the Cubs’ Jake Arrieta and Aroldis Chapman.

Guaranteed Rate Field: Home of the White Sox...’Where the Interest is Always Low!’

I’d venture in the Pats’ case, the “Trump” audible is some kind of fancy dog whistle.

You hate the NFL like I hate bad head.

Being the only companies doesn’t necessarily mean they can exercise monopoly power (which is why the anti-trust regulations exist).

I was at a bar once in Chicago right at an intersection, and a bike cop was just sitting there pulling cyclists over that ran the red light. We hung out for 2 hours watching. It was the best afternoon of my life.

GIF is pronounced with a hard G. Like how Wisconsinites say “Kaepernick”.