The fuck’s your deal? Dude was happy with his gas mileage, and you jump on him for his decision. You must be a joy to hang out with...

Man, I thought it was just BYU who did this bullshit

The gigantic blue stripe on the tyre also gives it away...

Videos involving Russians and mother-in-laws usually end up on Pornhub.

So, how much more of our natural resources are being used to first crush these cheater cars, then used to build the new cars the owners are using? Are we, as humans, and curators of this earth, cutting off our nose to spite our face?

Sure thing, little guy

5'10" is not tall.

Fuck you, Nerd!

I work at an office with this freakishly tall dude. I’m average height, so I thought it would be funny if I acted like we were in the same height category. This guy has never laughed at my joke, and I realized that it really bothered him. I’ve been doing this for two years just to see how long it takes for him to…

THE FUTURE!!!

Hi Kristen,

“... the first person Jerry seems to genuinely get along with.”

“...and he just might be the first person Jerry seems to genuinely get along with.”

Going as far east as UCONN is ridiculous, but WVU needs someone closer, so Cincy is good with me. Houston is a no brainer from a football standout, but I’m not sure how much they help from a TV standpoint. The Big 12 already has a good chunk of the Houston market.

“No whey!”

Tell the EPA to talk to the NHTSA. You can have super heavy, super safe caccoon cars, or you can have super lightweight, highly fuel efficient cars, but you can’t have both.

If he dies, he dies

So, the raped should shake it off?

Forgot one record: Largest golf payout for Sweden since Elin’s divorce settlement.

This 2002tii is on Bring a Trailer. The current bid is $2,002. Does that make it a “bargain” even if it’s going to sell for $15,000-20,000? The current bid on a car—particularly on one that has not met reserve—means literally nothing.