The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

He’s 22. He’s never finished lower than 2nd at a Masters and he already has a green jacket. This is probably the best damn thing for his career. But yeah, it was awkward as hell and can’t imagine how much it has to hurt. And yet...that’s golf. Good to know nobody is immune.

You kiss your mother with that mouth? Your high school English teacher is weeping somewhere. Also your priest / rabbi / guru / swami / Perry White / Matt Hardigree (ok, maybe not him). This is the Fuelshark of headlines. Somebody set up a a GoFundMe for Patrick’s thesaurus. Patrick, that is a book that tells you other…

Police are also searching for a second person of interest.

When I read that someone “hates” automobiles, mainly because of all the problems they cause, it further strengthens the reasoning behind why I chose to be a car designer.

Hey, stupid: how would you travel? By horse? Have you never needed a car? Maybe an ambulance? How about banning ALL technology? Would that make it easier for retards like you?

#BlackTopMatters

This article reminds me of the time my buddy in high school convinced our group of friends to make a pact to not go to prom because it wasn’t cool or whatever bullshit. We all figured it was because he didn’t want to look like a chump all on his own and, really, that shit wasn’t up our alley. So most of us ended up…

I myself was hoping to start an aftermarket vinyl face sticker business for Model 3 customers... you know, to fund my Model S. >:)

Chris,

One thing I have learned by reading Gawker sites, including the comment sections. is that nothing of note happened before the fall of the Berlin Wall. It’s all some hazy “there be dragons” type place.

That’s not how she remembers it.

This is a straw man argument. One writer said it’s bad for the game and now people act like everyone has stopped watching it because of UCONN. Nobody was watching it to begin with. I like most women’s sports, but women’s basketball is just a really poor version of basketball.

Broncos: Hey we want you to come play for us, but we can only pay you “X”

This is what happens when the type of person who gets scared of Trump 2016 written in chalk decides reinvent a show like Top Gear.

Sounds exactly like what a lawyer would say. Bilas is an idiot who wants to turn college athletics into professional sports. He would love to have rampant free agency in college football and complete chaos. People like Bilas would destroy college athletics.

Immediate eligibility is good after a coach leaves. But let’s be real here, the one year cooling off period is not for the players, its to stop the recruiting process. If a player could transfer and be immediately eligible at anytime, coaches would work on poaching players year round. Heck, why would a school like…

You almost had me? You never had me - you never had your scoot. You’re lucky that ridin the clutch on your two stroke sorority- mobile didn’t blow the welds on the intake! You almost had me?

Your wife the beard? Dude its 2016, come on out, you don’t need a beard anymore.

So a guy that makes a living working on cars, and is somewhat famous for it, makes a clearly staged promotional video (featuring a fake cop and chase) about how he makes fast cars and drives fast too...is now the representative for how “hipters” actually do care about cars? Cool.