I wish i was oppressed to the tune of 20 million a year for being that shitty at my job. Where do i sign up?

It isnt plastidip. New product and totally different. Only similarity is you can still remove it. You’d never know that reading the story, though.

No, it isn’t. But you’d never know that from the story.

Except this isn’t plasti dip at all. New coating they came out with that acts much more like regular paint/clear but is still peel-able.

What the holy fuck? You can’t melt concrete. At least not with this jet. Maybe you could cause sine spalling, but melting sand and rocks isn’t happening.

You really think this place will be around in 2 weeks, let alone 3 years?

Why the fuck are you still here?

How can you really not know what ironic means?

And the shoe is finally on the other foot!

Until apple and android default to landscape in video regardless of how you’re holding it, the terrorists have truly won.

I don’t think most saying that know how insurance works for the wealthy. They aren’t calling flo at progressive.

Ted Cruz says no.

Good lord the sports boner over here for nolan is like watching nerds at a cosplay convention pretend they aren’t jacking off under their care bear costumes over olivia munn.

Quit being such a pussy you fucking jamoke.

Hey gizmodo, it’s spelled B-A-N-K-R-U-P-T-C-Y.

It is BMWs insane 15k mile oil changes they pay for during the warranty period/lease. These motors sludge. They have a thimble for a filter. 3 oil changes during the warranty means second owner is fucked.

For the hood not opening easily, the cable actually activates two releases instead of the typical one. Hit the switches with wd40. Should fix it.

221s are better with a lot of the bugs figured out.

Messenger bag across the chest solves both issues.

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