"Smithers, have Two Broke Girls killed."

Dear residents of Chicago and Milwaukee,
DON'T DO IT, IT'S A TRAP
Sincerely,
St. Exquisite

"All I Know" - Washed Out
"J'ai dormi sous l'eau" - Air
"Past Lives" - Real Estate
"Beach Monster" - STRFKR
"Du Og Meg" - of Montreal
"Wrap Your Arms Around Me" - The Knife
"Leather and Wood" - Deerhunter
"You Got Me" - Generationals
"The Hardest Part" - Kisses
"Ugly Needs" - Miniature Tigers
"Days of Candy" - Beach House

You should see what happens after the buttsecks. Kirby swallows the jaunty poop whole and gains his abilities. The inhabitants of Planet Popstar are scandalized but Kirby is like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and then swallows everyone else to cover up the evidence.

ᕕ༼ ºل͟º༽ᕗ ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅5̲̅)̲̅$̲̅](>o.(>O.O)>

I BE WITH YOU GIRL, LIKE BEING LOW.
HEY HEY HEY LIKE BEING STONED.

“(Like) Leaves” - Thief
“Snakeskin” - Deerhunter
“Echoes” - Washed Out
“Snow & Taxis” - Gold Panda
“Daniel” - Mr Twin Sister
Beyond Love” - Beach House
“Smut!” - Neon Indian
“By Fire” - Hiatus Kaiyote
“Beginning to Blue” - Still Corners

Bob Ross vs Male Lion vs ?uestlove

Seeing that the source material, the original cartoon, is heavily grounded in 80's glitzy romanticism and sci-fi theatrics..you would think somehow that Hollywood could blend these concepts with modern aesthetics and create a seamless product. Instead they practically ignored the 80's, gave the characters stage…

He should really have his upvoting privileges revoked tbh.

Jealous! I love pear brandy. I still have a bottle of Belle de Brillet which is fresh pear eau de vie mixed with cognac, a little sweeter, and not quite the same as say as the dry pear brandy from the fine producers of Clear Creek— Belle de Brillet basically is more liqueur than brandy. But it still has a pear brandy…

Lessee.. in the past week I've countless cocktails, downed to bottles of red wine, a few bottles of pear and apple hard ciders, and yeah.. that's it. The red wines are of most interest to me. On Friday night, I had bottle of 2013 Cappone Chianti Classico which turned to be exquisite— the aromas were earthy, floral,…

"I Walked" - Sufjan Stevens
"Ephemeral Artery" - Neon Indian
"Submarine Dream" - The Apples in Stereo
"Cassette 2012" - Delay Trees
"Northern Earth" - Young Moon
"D.M.S.R." - Prince
"Alley Cats" - Hot Chip
"Corporeal" - Broadcast
"Tomorrow Never Knows" - The Beatles
"Pipeline/Kill Time" - Sonic Youth

Yep. I'm problematic. My whole life is problematic.

Yeah but then my phallus would turn into the color of saffron upon fucking it. And it'd probably be a pain in the butt to wash off. Honestly, I would prefer just giving it oral and upon entering the stomach the chewed up detritus can 69 with the gastric acids or a perhaps engage in a seafood rich variant of A2M. You…

But can you teach me how to incite a Juggalo riot?

"All we’re doing is cooking paella in the backyard on an open fire" This is very important to know..and damn can I please have an invite to Charro's paella orgy? Actually skip the orgy, I just fucking love paella.

This is probably the bro-est thing the AVC has ever done.

(sigh)
“Have a Cigar” - Pink Floyd
“Science Killer” - The Black Angels
“Hold On, Hold On” - Thief
“Decatur, or, Round of Applause for Your Step-Mother” - Sufjan Stevens
“Cry for You” - Hot Chip
“Oslo in the Summertime” - of Montreal
“Lovers” - Brothertiger
“Light House” - Future Islands
“Blasting Through” - Circulatory System
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"Scandinavian Crush" - Craft Spells
"So Demanding" - Bag Raiders
"Bored Games" - Wild Nothing
"Future Husbands Past Lives" - White Sea
"Infinite Love Without Fulfillment" - Grimes
"Jaybird" - Comets On Fire
"Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom and Climbs a Tree" - of Montreal
"Scarborough Fair / Canticle" - Simon & Garfunkel
"After…