I once masturbated vigorously while listening to the VU's Venus in Furs. I was also indulging in various chemical substances at the time. The end result being I kissed the boot of shiny, shiny leather and experienced an immense, transcendent orgasm.

There's a point when making millions as an artist that ultimately leaves me indifferent in their struggle to protect their own art. I have plenty of empathy for the average, often broke artist who struggles to make a dime, lives in squalor, and often finds their art being stolen/co-opted/made millions off of without…

How presumptuous. You presume I haven't paid for his music? I have, in generous amounts. A large amount of his fans have paid for his music, as well. I don't see why I have to pay more money just to watch his music video for Raspberry Beret when the gilded purple one locked away in his ivory tower could be even be…

Don't care about his new music, however, I do care about his old music which leads me down a slippery slope to the pathetic point where I'm begging Prince to please put his old music videos on Youtube. I'm begging you, man. Stop being such a greedy bastard who only cares about sales and blah blah blah Tidal and start…

*reluctantly raises hand*

BINDERS FULL OF BATHTUB GINS.

I can't believe you haven't upvoted yourself.

I hear tale that his bootleg sizzrup is also available for purchase.

And a dozen moldy meatball subs.

Is that Jared Fogle?

The trilogy of consecutive Rihanna songs is quite fascinating, I must say. As is the fact that you're actually playing Rihanna songs.

Believe it or not, I'm currently playing the original Soulcalibur game on 360 Arcade and having major flashbacks of those Dreamcast halcyon days. Great fighting game, great, great graphics that stand the test of time, and ..yeah.. a game that is still a great deal of fun. Might have to download Soulcalibur II next and…

I would be honored. Thank you.

It's becoming that 'ol time of the year when I become enamored once again with making new fall cocktails, and so last night I made a new autumnal gem with much aplomb and finesse. Recipe as follows:
2 ou Elijah Craig Bourbon
1 ou Berentzen Apple
1/2 ou Domaine De Canton Ginger Liqueur
Few dashes of Angostura
3/4 ou lemon…

Happy Semen Stains The Mountaintops and You Were Birthed Into Existence Day!

"Satellite (Live at Luther College)" - Dave Matthews & Tim Reynolds
"Talk About the Passion" - R.E.M.
"Billy Liar" - The Decemberists
"Come Down Softly to My Soul" - Spacemen 3
"Skip Tracer" - Sonic Youth
"Lunch Hour Pops" - Broadcast
"Cornflake Girl" - Tori Amos
"Straight Up and Down" - The Brian Jonestown Massacre
"I Wanna…

Pretty much every Train song in existence should be worthy of a hate song article.

Too Many Triumphs, coming soon to Adult Swim!

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And the word for perpetually 4-12 is the Oakland Raiders.