Jesus Christ, this looks awful.

"What do you mean that I have to turn up the bass? Shit, I should've done that Sufjan Stevens biopic instead."

You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

And most of them are related to Giada De Laurentiis.

Even truer words: If it weren't for Disney World, there would be no Orlando.

I had no idea that apparently glaucoma can happen at any age. Interesting.

"Milligram of Happiness" - The Aluminum Group
"Zombie Like Lovers" - The Warlocks
"Concentrate" - The Out Crowd
"Floating" - Sun Kil Moon
"Jesus" - The Brian Jonestown Massacre
"The Gift" - The Velvet Underground
"Inside Blasts" - Circulatory System
"Spanish Caravan" - The Doors
"Never/Ever" - The Black Angels
"Face Down On…

Still not as annoying as that Education Connection jingle.

The title alone makes it sound like a rejected episode of Scooby Doo, but then you click on the link and realize that you've made a terrible mistake.

Finally, a TV show about realistic lawyers doing lawyerly things like having depositions.

A young John Cusack just learned that you should never stick your fingers inside an electrical outlet before a photo shoot.

And Scrappy Doo should've been strangled the very moment he first set foot on Scooby's domain and then defiled it with his puppy power obnoxiousness.

Zombie Joan Rivers?

Ha, I can't believe I forgot about the hippo goddess. Great job! When considering the size brutality and human killing capabilities of hippo kind, their adversarial relationship to the ancient Egyptians, and the myriad importance of the Nile to the ancients and the creatures that make it their home— it makes complete…

I can't say that I'm the world's biggest fan of human/mythological creature hybrids, yet there's a part of me that also holds a soft spot for the gods/goddesses/creature hybrids of Egyptian mythos. I can't say the same thing for other ancient pantheistic religions but there's something about the beautiful, dreamy,…

I don't think so, unfortunately.

Good news: I'm currently on the road, driving with the family to Wisconsin around the Milwaukee area for a short five day vacation and a respite from the madness of monotonous life. My octogenerian grandmother (and her Bishon Frisè mix) came along with us and will be staying with an uncle who lives up there.. She'll…

Having dogs is for humans, especially westerners, a reflection—a magnification of sorts— of how we view life and when they die— how we view death. A majority of us fear death. We fear death to the point where it becomes a personal almost phobic reaction, vainly hoping that the death of others will not be our own. The…

Oh definitely. Some of my favorite Youtubes of all time are fan-made videos of BMSR's and Tobacco's numerous awesome songs, which are often the most fucked up montages imaginable of commercials TV programs and movies from the 70-90's. It's brilliant stuff that manages to capture the vibe of BMSR/Tobacco so perfectly.

"Winter Vacation" - Atlas Sound
"This Here Giraffe" - The Flaming Lips
"After the Moment" - Craft Spells
"The Lung" - Hiatus Kaiyote
"The Dress Looks Nice On You" - Sufjan Stevens
"Soon" - My Bloody Valentine
"Psychic Seasons" - Quest for Fire
"They Always Fly Away" - Blouse
"Tooth Decay" - Black Moth Super Rainbow
"Jamelia" -…