I've always accepted myself as gay on the internet. It's so much easier to do so, with so much more support I've been given by open-minded internet friends. But in IRL, despite me coming out to my parents and them practically forgetting and ignoring everything I said, I'm still in the closet. But I desperately want…

Well, to clarify, its two/three things. They think I'm straight. They also think I'll find a girl and get married. I also don't want to get married and have kids as a gay either. That's just not my style. I don't really want to get tied down with someone or be burdened with the things that come with also having your…

I have people, specifically some members of my family who occasionally ask me the following things, "Why are you still single?" "Why aren't you married? Shouldn't you start a family?" "There's plenty of nice looking ladies out there. You should have no problem." On the inside, I'm just screaming madly. Part of me just…

And after the even stupider shit he said this weekend, I'm pretty sure no one will be voting for him now. Especially veterans.

Being charged a fucking $30 copay for a fucking steroid/emollient combination and it feels like highway fucking robbery. Obviously my Dermatologist doesn't fucking care that I fucking care about how much my medications costs. This shit (and the 4 fucking OTC medicated shampoos and scalp care formula stuff that I was…

Been playing MVC2 on the 360 Arcade for the past couple of days. Haven't played this game in a couple of years and understandably I'm rusty as fuck. But I'm still having a blast regardless. I usually main storm/cable/iron, but I've also been experimenting on the side with mid to low-mid to extremely low tier…

"You Trip Me Up" - The Jesus and Mary Chain
"They Won't See Me" - The Field
"Back to Your Heart" - Dinosaur Jr.
"Red Bus" - The Minders
"On a Neck, On a Spit" - Grizzly Bear
"Spectators" - Elf Power
"Desire Lines" - Deerhunter
"Billy Whizz/Blue 1" - Spacemen 3
"They Tell Me" - Cat Power
"Outside Blasts" - Circulatory System
"Fiv…

I wouldn't know. I haven't watched the cartoon since 2005.

Ah, Pokemon. Adored by million children. Adored by millions of teens and adults who loves the games. And there's always an increasing glut of new Pokefans who supplant older generations of Pokefans to enjoy new generations of the Pokemon cartoon saga. Yet the characters on this show have life cycles equal to Giant…

"If my screen goes blue, how will I ever be serviced?"

This shouldn't have taken so long to write, but.. but.. yeah.

Oh god yes. As our holes and poles respectively plays the roles of both various tops and various bottoms in this sweat-drenched fracas, I'll be the one who is more focused on gently tousling Spike's soft flowing locks that have a texture like superfine silk and gives off a hypnotic quality as they flutter about in the…

Spike Spiegel, Greed from FMA, and me in a threesome to end all threesomes.

Not much pop culture was consumed on my behalf, unless you count me watching Wimbeldon and bits and pieces of the Pan Am Games. But yeah, thats it.. Wimbeldon has always been one of my all time favorite sporting events—period. I love it for its refined simplicity, its beauty, the immaculate grass courts which provide…

Thanks, I guess.

Why are you so surprised? It's Michigan. It's a state whose history has been defined by both soaring highs and tremendous lows. A state that is both parts forward-thinking and horribly backwards-thinking. Its long had a toxic culture—a long toxic history of racism, segregation, police brutality, and white flight. A…

My body is always ready for a rare Pepe, lest my jimmies find themselves rustled and I subsequently lose the ability to Praise Helix in an adequate manner. And yet here in my garage, I just bought this new Lamborghini using dogecoins. Such Youtube. Wow.

Casey Affleck for Ben Affleck in Gigli.

In other words, you would enjoy Two Broke Girls.

What I love about this whole brouhaha (and because of this brouhaha his poll numbers have gone upwards), is that it shows how one man's unapologetic ignorance so reviled by many can be thought of as a rallying cry for a certain segment of the Republican voter base who are themselves debased in their own ignorance. But…