I see you are scavenging for puns.

so much depends
upon

"Summon the Vardig" - Assemble Head In Sunburst Sound
"Ode To Bear" - Mount Kimbie
"Pencil Pimp" - Sepalcure
"Despite the Roar" - Bardo Pond
"Zodiac Shit" - Flying Lotus
"Earth Death" - Baths
"Conversation Heart" - The Six Parts Seven
"I Give Up" - Fugu
"Marriage" - Gold Panda
"The Endless" - Teebs
"Static On the Wire" - Holy…

"he buys me sexy lingerie and bath products while I remind him what a naughty boy he is"
Not once have I ever thought of bath products as being "sexy."
"Mmm, oh baby the smell of this Bath and Body Works' Warm Vanilla Sugar Shower Gel is so intoxicating! Let's sex RIGHT NOW!"

I can vouch that Pastafarian has touched me with his noodly appendages.

Sometimes, I feel that I'm only at my most useful in a Savage Love thread is when I'm high on Adderall and this random thought about "using smegma as lubrication during blanket hornpipe" pops into my head and I without objection decide to share my contribution with my fellow licentious breathren.

Mushroom Samba.

Hey. Nice jean shorts, brah.

Uh..oh..OH WOW.

I made a batch of braised molè-style shredded beef over the weekend.My recipe in particular uses dried ancho peppers, cumin, cinnamon, smoked serrano chili powder, jalepenos, tomatoes, onions, Guinness Stout (to deglaze the pan after searing the beef before putting the whole shoot and match in the oven) and chicken…

"Du Ska Inte Tro Att Det Ordan Sig" - Dungen
"Spaniolated" - The Fiery Furnaces
"aether spill"- Florian
"Brain Freeze" -Fuck Buttons
"All We Ask " - Grizzly Bear
"The Quotidian Beasts" - Phosphorescent
"Dry Clothes" - Be He Me
"Magic Spells" - Crystal Castles
"Tear In Your Hand" - Tori Amos
"Thunderbird" - White Hinterland
"Wrap…

My fantasy has always been to combine two of my favorite things— Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and hot, heavy, chemically-debauched affairs with a random assortment of celebrity males that were drawn randomly from a hat. And when my fantasy reached its zenith, I find myself engaging in debauched sex with (as luck…

A closeted man with a pregnant wife periodically pops up, most notably in the first episode, when he’s discovered in bed with another man. (In case it wasn’t clear from the context of her swollen belly and their whole “being married” thing, she helpfully reminds him, “I am your wife. I am pregnant.”)

d for debauchery

Good shit, my man.
If we're talking about EPs/Album Outtakes/Cover Albums/Etc. Etc.
Here's mine:
1. Early Four Track Recordings
2. Satanic Panic Covers
3. Deflated Chime, Foals Slightly Flower Sibylline Responses (Noir Blues to Tinnatus is so damn good)
4. The Bird Who Continues To Eat The Rabbit's Flower
5. Horse & Elephant…

Alright, to be fair, both the beginning and end of Authentic Pyrrhic Remission is extremely catchy, nicely written, and quite beautiful. But it's that discordant middle part that bothers me a lot. Like nails on chalkboard. Which ruins an otherwise epic song. As for Exorcismic Breeding Knife, I kinda get Kevin's…

I can definitely see where you're coming from. Paralytic Stalks is definitely not an album for everyone (especially the last two tracks). But still, compared to False Priest, it was like a breath of fresh air to me. False Priest..ugh.. probably my least favorite of all of their albums. And I consider myself to be a…

What, no love for Paralytic Stalks? That album was hugely underrated and it's a shame it had to get grouped in the post-Skeletal Lamping albums. Really, really great.

*tap* *tap* (hushed voice) Okay children, remember your breathing. One, two. three, four—BADADABADADABADADA (jaunty, dancy theme)

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