"Newjack" - Justice
"VCR" - The xx
"Song for the Myla Goldberg" - The Decemberists
"Minim" - Broadcast
"I Thought I Was Free" - Art in Manila
"Prospect Hummer" - Animal Collective
"Lovers Need Lawyers" - The Good Life
"A-B-C" - Hot Chip

Iran to Iraq so I can get some Djibouti, man.

In Soviet Russia, quit Stalin means quit Stalin and go purchase a sex worker!

I can't fault a man who is into aphrodisiacs of the endangered species variety. Anything for a fuck. Or a quasi-fuck.

It rubs the ground-up Java rhinoceros horn on the skin or it gets the hose again.

Well played, sir.

I kinda would like to know what are these so-called "Chinese Tinctures" he speaks of.

Am I a bad person if I read this as some form of antediluvian comedy and as such I couldn't help but riotously and achingly laugh throughout the entirety of it?

WHERE'S YO CURLEH MUSTACHE AT?!

PINEAPPLE SURPRISE!

Ice cream? Nah. Sorbet or sherbet would be a more fitting vehicle for the tangy goodness of lemon flavor.

Pralines are disgusting delicious.

*collects your delicious tears, sustains lifeforce, makes a quiche with Brian Williams, hears the lamentations of your women*

I BEAT YOU TO IT!

Precious 2: Electric Boogaloo

"Ashes To Ashes" - David Bowie
"It Was a Pleasure Then" - Nico
"KV Crimes" - Kurt Vile
"I Am the Law" - The Human League
"The Hopeless Opus or the Great Battle of the Unfriendly Ridiculous" - of Montreal
"I Have the Moon, You Have the Internet" - The Field
"Tar" - Visage (RIP Steve Strange)
"Nomads" - The High Llamas

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HUMILIATED IN ALL MY LIFE, INTERNET!

Daffy Duck: [is redrawn as a sailor] Hmm. Sea picture, eh? I always wanted to do a sea epic. Now, Mr. Rembrandt, if you'll kindly oblige with a little appropriate scenery.

It's true, doc. I'm a Supercut.

"Wabbit Season!"
"Duck Season!"
"Wabbit Season!"
"Duck Season!"
"Wabbit Season!"
"Great Job Internet Season!"