5.
5 dolla.
5 dolla footloooooooooooong.

He plays the "How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real" dude.

I can imagine they serve their dirty, under-seasoned, microwaved steaks with a side of soggy fries (seasoned with chef hair) or onion rings with caramelized cockroach dip.

"Some the absolute worst food I have ever eaten, me a group of 4 people all got food poisoning from this restaurant. The service is terrible." - Yelp review

"Home" - The Koolaid Electric Company
"Child Bride" - Cymbals Eat Guitars
"From Stonehenge to Saturn" - Heavy Hands
"1901" - Phoenix
"If You're Cool" - The Out Crowd
"When I'm Blue" - Dead Rabbits
"Suicide By Star" - God Is an Astronaut
"Wake Up" - Dr. Dog
"Gaussian Castles" - Lumerians
"Diamonds" - Spindrift
"YOUR HEAD IS…

You got the wrong horse, dude.

Something Something Duke Men's Lacrosse Team.

Alas poor Sarah Jessica Parker! I knew him, Horatio.

Prometheus: Chained To A Rock While An Eagle Eats Your Liver

That TMI explosion is actually IdiotKing's robotic anus being double fisted by TityBoi and ElDan.

Her name is Patty Hearst, she's naked, and she's toting a machine gun for the Symbionese Liberation Army!

I'd rather be imprisoned in the bottle city of Kandor and given a blowjob by a toothless Kryptonian than being imprisoned in the Phantom Zone.

MONSTER JAM. HIS DICK IS ON FIRE.
*1994 NBA Jam Tournament Edition music*

Call me crazy, but I'm kinda surprised that they (being hipster craft fair Etsy) haven't done a BAEyonce clothing line yet.

Heh heh.

"Black Butter, Present" - Strawberry Alarm Clock
"Golden Girl of Spain" - The Asteroid #4
"Hawk That Hunts The Walking" - Quest For Fire
"Mary, Please." - The Brian Jonestown Massacre
"Remember a Day" - Pink Floyd
"Plain Material" - Memory Tapes
"…The Silver Lake" - Elf Power
"Song For Joseph" - A Hawk and a Hacksaw

The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain, my Jain friend.

Point taken, my phallic friend.

Are we talking about Cookie Monster or Courtney Love?

"Gad, for his part, seems to be positioning himself as a millennial answer to Chris Farley or Kevin James. In other words, he falls down a lot."