I just sub-SCRIBE'd to your Twitter account.

They have some fabulous Ptah in Memphis.

Sometimes I Osiris when I see these pun threads.

I prefer my Egyptian puns wrapped in a Ptah.

Your mummy is Hathor.

This pun-war really hit me in the Tefnut.

Don't Horus with these puns.

Between the massive amounts of Aqua Net applied (and the further depletion of the ozone layer), the flourishing halcyon days of hair metal, and the dingy, spikey, sometimes mullety hairstyles of various rock (and jock) scenes (and of The Boz)— it's no small wonder that the 80's and the art of hairstyling became…

Admittedly, you have to be either drunk high or both to enjoy a Lars Von Trier torture porn flick.

Coming soon from NBC and the writers of Peter Pan Live it's KISS SAVES SANTA LIVE!

You're a far braver man than I.

Fucking hell, I knew I shouldn't have clicked that video.

I don't usually tell people this, but on my DVR I still have saved episodes of Fashion Police from this summer right up till Joan Rivers' death. Like two months worth of episodes. I avowed myself upon learning of her death and feeling my heart shatter into a million pieces, that I decided to at least keep these…

of Montreal's "Christmas Isn't Safe for Animals" for some inconsequential Sears' commercial.

Well, considering it IS Thanksgiving, I'm going to go the traditional route and will be plying myself with plenty of (white) wine.

"Animals" - Baths
"Valerie" - Broadcast
"Good Girl/ Carrots" - Panda Bear
"Sally" - Sade
"Nightdrive With You" - Anoraak
"All You're Waiting For (feat. Nancy Whang)" - Classixx
"Namer" - High Places
"Burning" - The Whitest Boy Alive
"Islands" - The xx
"Jeremy's Storm" - Tame Impala

And having a face only Bruce Jenner could love.

Etsy Dino: A shy yet verbose Vlogster Archosaurian known to be seen wearing mauve-colored infinity scarves to impress similarly attired mates who frequent Urban Outfitters, whose diet consists entirely of pumpkin spice lattes, and is known to use the ukulele to protect its brood from a pack of vicious Gawkersauruses.

Thank you India.
Thank you terror.
Thank you disillusionment.
Thank you frailty.
Thank you consequence.
Thank you thank you silence.

TBS sure has been extra-crappy as of late.