Mike Rugnetta looks extremely high.

Dances with Smegmas

Ah, Bear puns.

#whoviandownvote

/reads article
/guffaws
/smokes his Camel cigs
/smokes half a pack a day
YOLO.

Why, thank you!

Last Sunday, I decided to spice up the standard Mule cocktail and gave it an autumnal twist and so invariably I made myself an "Autumn Mule."
2 ou. Hangar 1 Vodka
2 1/2 ou Cranberry Juice
Shake with ice, pour entire contents (including the ice) into large rocks glass, and gently stir in chilled ginger beer (reaching to…

Honestly, as far as BMSR's discography goes Eating Us is perhaps one of BMSR's weakest LPs IMO. There are really nice songs mind you (Born on a Day The Sun Didn't Rise, Dark Bubbles, Twin of Myself, Tooth Decay, Bubblegum Animals, and American Face Dust) but the rest of the album doesn't quite measure up as a cohesive…

"I'll Be Your Mirror" - The Velvet Underground & Nico
"Black-Dove (Janurary)" - Tori Amos
"Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'" - Michael Jackson
"Dance With Me" - The Juan MacLean
"White Winter Hymnal" - Fleet Foxes
"Soft Skies, No Lies" - Strawberry Alarm Clock
"Tooth Decay" -Black Moth Super Rainbow
"Spike The Senses" - of…

Wardrobe courtesy of Bjork's Swan Dress Couture.

…all over Wilson, the volleyball.

♫I Wanna Groot With You (All Night)
Dance You Into Day (Sunlight)
I Wanna Groot With You (All Night)
We're Gonna Groot The Night Away♫

Raoul Duke: We should get some of that.

Your move, Bob Dylan.

BUT THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS MUST BE APPEASED WITH THE BLOOD THAT WILL BE SHED ON BLACK FRIDAY.

And it's all mumbly and unemotional.

Oh man, I can't wait for NuttyMadam3575 to make a trailer reaction video of this.

He looks like an autistic Elmer Fudd.

"Hey baby. Get a load of deez nuts."

Hot squirrel porn?