Mother superior jump the dildo.

No, I haven't. But I'll keep that book in mind once I've finished this book.

No fancy fall cocktails for me, but last night I had a 2012 The Carnelian Project Grenache Adelaide Hills McLaren Vale.

"Your Love Will Set You Free" - Caribou (I'm really lovin' the new album.)
"Done Nothing Wrong" - Lower Heaven
"Playhouse" - Beat Happening
"84' Dreamin" - Com Truise
"Red Poison" - Sun Kil Moon
"Bluish" - Animal Collective
"Be a Body" - Grimes
"Spanish Harlem" - The Mamas & The Papas
"Up Over the Summer Fields" - Oranger
"Meet…

I'm currently reading Osman's Dream: The History of the Ottoman Empire by Caroline Finkel. Admittedly I've never been that quite fond of Islamic history, but there's something about the Ottoman Empire that I find totally engrossing. Of their dynastic founding myths. Of their court and harem intrigues. Of their…

Binge: The Karen Carpenter Story

"Chartreuse. The only liqueur so good they named a color after it."

Jocund Teledildonic Vestibule

Neon Neon, is that you?

"DDDrop the bass."

They see me rollin', they hatin', patrolin' they tryin' to catch me knittin' dirty.

That's almost depressing. There's always been a part of me that loves going to big cities. I just love visiting the places, shopping at the fanciest places (like Pottery Barn amirite!), drinking their fancy cocktails, and eating their expensive restaurant food. But I don't think I could ever live in a big BIG city,…

You wish you lived in Northwestern Iowa?

Oh yes. Actually we had visited two pumpkin patches. One of them was at a farm in the middle of nowhere, they had your basic pumpkins as well as a huge array of interesting squashes and gourds. They also had a corn maze and hayrides for the kiddies, but they were quite serious about their pumpkins. And then we went to…

I went to a pumpkin patch this weekend! And they served hot apple cider!

Gone Girl 2: Rosemary's Baby: Electric Boogaloo

/insert Grumpy Cat.jpg here

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

That's kinda strange.

The most tragic part is that something could've been done to prevent this long before he killed her (and his wife).