The original Land Before Time movie, when Littlefoot's mother died, always hits me right in the feels department. ;—;

Me like to thank all those packages of chocolate chips who sacrificed their delicious lives into making me cookies!

CSI: Sk8er Boi

With Christopher Meloni as the Anti-Monitor!

NBC NEEDS KEVIN LOVE.

Machine guns that also double as tampons.

Shonda Rhimes, is that you?

Reading a weighty tome of a history book is definitely not for the faint of heart, but if you're willing to at least half-ass some difficult to pronounce names and places you'll be good as gold.

I'm still deciding on what I'm drinking tonight, but I'm thinking it will definitely be something fall-inspired. I have this bottle of Calvados that yearns for some hot apple cider and I'm thinking I just might go with that inclination till I become roaring drunk.

I'm currently reading The History of the Ancient World: From the Earliest Accounts to the Fall of Rome by Susan Wise Bauer.

Tonight's dinner at le maison de noir will feature store-bought rotisserie chicken, sauteed kale with bacon shallots balsamic vinegar and honey, and roasted butternut squash and apples. I know it seems blasphemous to be using rotisserie chicken, but some nights I just want some moist (lol), fall-off-the-bone chicken…

"Sour Smoke" - Comets On Fire
"Going Up" - Echo & The Bunnymen
"Butterscotching Mr. Lynn" - of Montreal
"What's a Mans Paris" - Darker My Love
"Sunlight In a Jar" - The Lucksmiths
"The Girl In Me" - Hot Chip
"Silver Rocket" - Sonic Youth
"Younger Than Yesterday" - Real Estate
"Overgrown" - James Blake
"Diamonds On the Soles of…

BILLY CORGAN IS A VAMPIRE SENT TO DRAAAIIIINNNNN.

Big Fake Hymen would be an awesome name for a Pussy Riot song.

All. Olympians. Should. Have. Life. Alert.

Hey. Thank you. Your go-to recipe, likewise, sounds absolutely marvelous. I must say.
I've always been a fan of the vodka + cranberry + lime combination, but the amateur, mad cocktailian in me is always trying to tweak and improve upon classic recipes or invariably creating wholly new cocktails in the process. While…

"Berry Adams" - The High Llamas
"Falling Through A Field" - Black Moth Super Rainbow
"What An Experience" - Janelle Monáe
"General Motors, Detroit, America" - Acid Washed
"Black Wave/ Bad Vibrations" - Arcade Fire
"No Eyes" - Baths
"Star Blanket River Child" - Brightblack Morning Light
"Way to Blue" - Nick Drake
"Seven" -…

You know it, bro.

My Appley Manhattans will be there in spirit.

So, last night I had dutifully made myself a top-notch cocktail to both celebrate and welcome the autumnal season with much liquored fruit and panache.
This was the resulting drink..