Prologue: I'm not saying it was aliens..

Agent Raisin Raison d'etre

I'm fine with watching TV.

In Z formation, preferably.

BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL AMIRITE.

I suppose.

CBS

Touche'.

Being an embarrassed t wolves fan is worse than any new disease that man or nature could ever devise.
Trust me on this.

I'm a grab bag of various European heritages.

Mad World by Gary Jules.

I don't know why, but Edgar (after falling head over heels for Lindsay during her beautiful Karaoke performance) creepily smelling Lindsay's hair with such pure ecstasy is just one of those small moments that makes this entire show worth it.

God. This show is so fucking awesome, I want to express my giddy feelings by punching myself right in the nonexistent clit.

I wish you would've told me this weeks ago. =\

YEAH!

But the herpes taste like candy!

Ha ha!

My standards are kinda like playing a game of penis limbo.

I usually don't have much of a sexual attraction for bald men— but dammit I would totally bang Corey Stoll.

Swig - Bardo Pond
The Midnight Sun - The Warlocks
Chores - Animal Collective
Silverado Days- Beulah
Marble House - The Knife
Monkey Trick - The Jesus Lizard
Every Night My Teeth Are Falling Out - The Antlers
Can't Be Held - The Good Listeners
Innocent Son - Fleet Foxes
Shine On You Crazy Diamond Pts 1-5 - Pink Floyd
Pendulum -…