I'm going to a sleep clinic tonight to see if I have sleep apnea.

"'Better to rule in Hell, than serve in Heaven.' Eh, little brother-killer?"
"Suh-certainly, Lord Lucifer. Whatever you say, Lord Lucifer."
"We didn't say it. Milton said it. And he was blind."

Much scare.
Wow.
http://elohell.net/public/c…

"I was Bourne a poor black child."
- Steve Martin

Tyler Perry's Diary of a Mad Black Bourne.

¡Hola! ¿Qué tal?

More like I Know What Shallow 90's Kids Desired Last Summer amirite.

To everything, Dome, Dome, Dome
There is a season, Dome, Dome, Dome
And a time to every purpose under Dome.

More like Initiative Rule 34 amirite.

Fair enough.

I'm still amazed people actually give a shit about Pitchfork.

Ah, The Strain.
It's really mundane.
To follow its plot logic, you would undoubtedly go insane.
And lo its ceaseless torment of good taste has caused me great pain.
So I went to the dentist and asked for some Novocaine.
Instead he was revealed to be a vampire, who proved to be a literal drain.

When prompted by the news of the black burger, the mostly white government of Ferguson, Missouri ordered over 9000 of 'em.

Gronlandic Edit - Of Montreal

YA RLY

"Doing coke, smoking pot, meandering through life."

God, I love that word.
Smegma.
…
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It's the cheesiest.

"Hey Jimmy, why are trying to snort the snow?"

I think the sex part had more to deal with Memnoch, who had the gall to have sex with a mortal and then because of that Yahweh banned him from heaven. And then he spends his days (before the "fall") living among humanity and thereby spreading his knowledge of the sciences, which had inadvertently caused the founding…

For all the shit that Anne Rice gets (and rightly so) I must say that I bear a closeted admiration for Memnoch the Devil.