YOU'RE BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL, SPAMBOT.

The only possible way I see Roger Goodell being relieved of his duties as commissioner is if the sponsors of the NFL decided they were to pull away their support for the league. It's become pretty clear to me that the only thing this league cares about is the money, so if you take away the sponsorships, the owners…

Yes (da-da, da-da, da-da)
My my, such a sweet thing (da-da, da-da, da-da)
I want to do everything (da-da, da-da, da-da)
What a beautiful feeling (da-da, da-da, da-da)
Honey and Clover (da-da, da-da, da-da)
Over and over

Oh, then I apologize.

That's not what your mom said last night.

I sent that bitch a smiley face.

The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

Honestly, I would be much more enthused if someone were to make a reboot of Nick Arcade.

Yes, it explains everything.

I can dig it.

I did something similar to that just a bit ago.

*puts on shades* I'M FINE! I'M FINE!

Did you just upvote your own post?

HANGOVER THREAD

Hendricks is most likely a gin.

I would gladly cleanse it with the nuclear fire that emanates from Idiotking's tender region, that once provided shelter for his penis, now given sentience.

AH CRAP.
I thought I was replying to Dikachu's Booze thread! Damn you Disqus! DAMN YOU DIRTY APES!
Anyways yeah, it was pretty good.

Remember Last Time - Avi Buffalo
Love in the Dark - YACHT
Carry Me Ohio - Sun Kil Moon
Lewis - Yo La Tengo
The Fairest of the Seasons - Nico
Futile Devices - Sufjan Stevens
Certainly - Erykah Badu
Where Can I Go? - Laura Marling
I'm Not - Panda Bear
Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy - The Pink Mountaintops
Better Things - The Minders
Window…

Since I was in a rather autumnal spirit, I therefore made an effort last night to make a cocktail befitting that season of fallen leaves and harvested apples.
…
1 3/4 ou. Rittenhouse Bonded Rye
3/4 ou. Berentzen Apfelkorn
A few dashes of orange bitters
3/4 ou. fresh lemon juice
Angry Orchard Hard Cider

Why don't you purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka?