"I traded me bj's for opium. I was no better than a chinaman."

What has been seen…

Donc, je vous ai entendu comme Gabous.

- Abroham

Mega Man X is not only the best Mega Man game, but in my humble opinion one of the best action platformers of all time. The 2D graphics are crisp and clean, rife with intrinsic beauty and hints of futuristic darkness. The levels are well-designed and downright fun (the intro and Armored Armadillo stages being…

PAWK THE CAW IN THE PAWKING LAWT.

Wait a second, how do you know a person that has a Fallout Boy screen name is actually a real a7x fan?

"you bring no? point"

I reposted your mom last night.

"Barbecued horse meat with horse milk bechamel is a meal worthy of conquest!"

"How dare they penetrate our wall and dethrone our beloved Song Dynasty with their barbarian-styled horse ridin' and animist practices! How dare they!"

The Mongols happened.

Spoiler Alert: Simpson's streaming service in China causes asbestos poisoning. Government suppresses knowledge of said poisoning. A million peasants are then forced into making uranium-tainted toothpaste, all for the good of sustaining both the fatherland's and Mr. Burns' profit margins.

When I saw the title of this show, I kept thinking thatThe Mysteries of Laura was somehow a live action spinoff of Scooby Doo. Complete with Debra Messing as danger-prone Daphne. solving scary fake ghostie mysteries alongside a sassy talking dog and loveable yet dumb anorexic stoner friend.
Oooo, major ratings goldmine!

"Lawd jebus help me! There is so much naked flesh here I am literally sweating like a whore in church!" - Jon The Preacher

Hollandaise I've been here, I've never quite anticipated the very idea of an egg pun thread.

Sidewalking - The Jesus and Mary Chain
Diamonds - Susanne Sundfør
The Secret Ocean - Elf Power
Static On the Wire - Holy Ghost!
End of the Day - The Brian Jonestown Massacre
Fine for Now - Grizzly Bear
Not a Friend - Sebadoh
They Saw the Fat One Coming - Strawberry Alarm Clock
Motorcycle, I Love You - Moon Duo
90 Colors - The…

Lifetime Original Movies
Where schlocky movies, reductive trash/melodrama, and rape coexist in a pseudo-educational environment geared towards the "entertainment" of the average American female.

I'm just a black she-male
And I don't know what you people are all about
What you people are all about
I just know how to make it
(Peanut butter) Like this

Something something Laudanum.