That's a big bag of bullshit. You would die.

I'll give you $20

i'd throw hands with a kangaroo for like ten bucks

In high school, I was a pitcher who was too fat and lacking in talent to play another position, so most games, I kept book. One game, our first basemen was injured and my coached called on me to pinch run/take over at first. I hadn't expected to play, so I didn't bother putting on a cup or even a jock strap. It was…

I thought this too. Jock=cup holder. Tighty whities were always enough to corral my goolies.

I ask the same question - I just wear spandex-type boxer briefs for athletic activity, they seem to keep everything locked into place.

I've got a car math story for you.

Gametime Snack of the Week was placed a little too close to Great Moments in Poop History.

Out of context erotica.

People actually pay to see them and it's a pretty big deal for a lot of people around here. You keep chuckling though if it makes you feel better.

My Grandfather called these "wrist breakers", because if things went pear shaped you could easily break your arm or perhaps even lose a thumb, if your grip was wrong.

That straight on shot with the fire and brimstone coming at the camera will stay with me for a while...

I just think Terry Crews is the most delightful person, and that opinion is compounded every time I watch him in an interview. I even love the way they initially cast him in Brooklyn 99, which is as a sergeant who has to stop working in the field for a while because he gets panic attacks at the thought of dying and…

As if I needed another reason to love Terry Crews.

Hey telephones are a proud, courageous people who were here a long time before the internet took their land. We should celebrate them by misconstruing what words mean.

Dan Snyder's move for "Valid by smoke signal only" was outvoted.

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

Maybe Brown misunderstood what they meant by "Graduation Bash".

Roger Goodell would like to take this opportunity to remind Bills fans that it rarely snows in London.

"If the NFL is pushing this game to be held, then shame on the NFL," Poloncarz said.