Hahahaha. Go home, Torch, you’re drunk. Automakers will never, ever, ever, ever let us have dashboards that display trouble codes and definitions.

Fuck Bernie.

what are thooooose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“This Phaeton will save you money by keeping you on the road and out of the mechanic’s garage.”

Why would they do that to you? Don’t they know about your alter ego, Sir Nigel Rangeroverington?

This shot’s too much.

1) No interior hatch release button. And the key fob button only works when the out of the ignition. A hatch that auto-locks makes this very frustrating

I posted this on a previous story, but since the "Skyline in the water" comments keep coming...

None of things I said contradicts what you said. Like you said, Renault is the majority shareholder (80/20 split between Renault and Samsung). Renault does most of the R&D work (like how Renault Samsung SM3 is based on the Megane). Renault Samsung Motors takes existing blueprints, localizes it, and builds it for the…

Tsuru's for ALL!!!!!! Hells yeah ahuevo :]

And send it to the turbo tattoo guy as an anonymous gift.

The entirety of a Miata. Best used as an answer to all things.

Fixed that for ya.

Can Lancia please bring back the Stratos? Now is the time.

This is Jalopnik. The Bugatti became too mainstream so we started hating it.

Something about a design that can remain in production for 15 years and still look as new and modern at the end as it did on day 1 is very attractive.

brake hold for red lights.... no mames guey!

I once watched a couple of yuppies walk into a BMW dealership and ask for "the most expensive car you've got."

these and GTIs - BMWs for people who couldn't quite afford BMWs.

Sodas... snacks... those words sound familiar, but I have no idea what they are.