Great article!

I can't believe someone wrote an article about this. That's hilarious. I've been doing this all year. You can never be caught off guard you have to scan your eyes around 360 degrees and always know every car around you. I feel like I've become an expert at this lately and its funny to see someone else has the same…

I don't doubt that happened, but I wouldn't count on it working very often. I was just laughing at this point recalling how many times I saw cops pull people over in gas stations when I worked security for so many years 2nd and 3rd shift. One belligerent jerk was carrying on about his ex wife and cigarettes who and…

I'm missing something. Why can't they pull you over at a gas station?

That cop only left because somebody was getting assaulted with the intent to murder.

Doesn't always work. One time I had a headlight out, which I didn't even realize. I pulled into a gas station to get something in the store, and a cop pulled up behind me as I was getting out of my car. He never even turned his lights on. I ended up a sobriety test, which I thankfully passed.

Any idea why this is the case? This seems like an odd thing; you'd think that it's easier to have a long conversation about someone's illegalities when they're pulled over at a gas station.

I'm married to a cop. The gas station one? I did a ride-along with her, and this exactly what happened. She pulled to the shoulder and said, "We're going to pull someone over." I say "Who?" thinking she has spotted someone. "I don't know yet, but I will." A few seconds pass, and she said, "Watch the gas station. If…

No, the goal here is to avoid direct conflict, like Val Kilmer in The Saint, rather than escape conflict, like Val Kilmer in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. Important note: Whatever else happens, behave nothing like Val Kilmer in Heat with respect to conflict. My god.

You left out, if the officer does happen to make eye contact with you, for any reason. Smile and nod. Toss in a friendly wave that says "Hello officer. I respect you for keeping us safe". That will put them in a friendly demeanor and they will look for a "real criminal", to justify your confidence in them to perform…

I did a couple of years in prison for drug stuff. You would think that walking out of the prison a free man was the most liberating feeling I have ever had. Incorrect. The most liberated I have ever felt is when, after 6 years of doing some combination of all of these things listed EVERY TIME I DROVE THE CAR, I…

I play this game. Another tip, if you're pulled over plead complete ignorance and they will sometimes give you a contingency ticket/tickets. Or you could go with when they say do you know why I pulled you over? and you say yes the expired tags, an officer pulled me yesterday and said get them updated (probably not…

LED lights are not found on police cars.

My favorite part of this is either that the mutant lecturing Law about how Reddit is doing him a favor by stealing his work has 10 times as many upvotes as Law does or that the other mutant thinks charging money for a product is a free speech issue.

Agreed, the “FTN” was almost assuredly aimed at the dipshit asking the stupid question, not the talented horsefaced dude.

Cool, I really hope this spurs a conversation on talk radio amongst old white guys on whether or not young African Americans should “be allowed” to use the N word. This is the most pressing concern regarding race relations in this country and it needs to be discussed.

The only “double” here is the way you’re doubling down on how goddamn stupid your post is.

Why are we so confident these comments are directed at Kaminsky? If I was Andrew Harrison I would be annoyed with the guy asking an obnoxious question. You want to know more about Kaminsky? ask someone on HIS team.

It’s far more likely that he’s referring to an idiot reporter that he doesn’t like, but nice try.