I was a freshman in college. I bawled like a baby in my dorm room. Then I took an hour long walk in a dark park, smoking cigarettes and muttering to myself like an insane person.

I’m a die hard Pirates fan, and attended the 2013 and 2014 WC games. The 2013 game was the greatest sporting event I’ve ever attended, and I’ve been to quite a few. The crowd and the atmosphere surrounding the ballpark was incredibly electric. I actually teared up during some of the pregame festivities and after…

I’m a diehard Red Sox fan, but I married a Pittsburgh gal and found myself with a bunch of in-laws with whom I could at least try to bond over baseball. So I started following the Pirates.

I'm sure much of Kentucky's roster would have gladly made the choice to forego a sham "higher education" altogether and immediately proceed into the professional ranks of their chosen profession, were their primary option for doing so not expressly prohibited by a cartel based on nothing but their age.

Original Americans Foundation (OAF)

I think Judi Dench turning 80 and playing the character over the course of 17 years is a pretty good reason; I'm sure she was ready to hang it up.

It’ll never not be funny to specify that Washington lost games in these article, rather than just simply stating what team they played against. That’s some quality shade.

All this unpleasantness aside- Baker St. is still an amazing song.

I love "You Know My Name" and Chris definitely has a voice. Sheryl Crow is the one who was ill-equipped. (k.d. lang's "Surrender" being placed at the end is SHAMEFUL—there's a YouTube video where someone put it rightfully at the front.)

I agree that Skyfall is the best Bond movie I've seen, but if you're disparaging Cornell's "You Know My Name," sir, then you and I shall have words.

Fuck you guys. Sorry the Yankees have only won 832 world series trophies and not 833.

This is the sports equivalent of going back in time to save Hitler’s life in the bunker.

How about Gary Anderson making that kick in ‘98?

That’s what came to mind for me too. It would have been the most amazing play in NFL history. And I say that as someone who was happy to see the Patriots lose that game.

Tom Brady gets five, maybe seven more yards on that last pass down the left sideline, Randy Moss doesn’t have to come back for it, and the Patriots go 19-0. I’m a Vikings fan and don’t really give a shit about Brady or Belichick, but Randy Moss winning the Super Bowl for an undefeated team on a last-second Hail Mary…

Come on man. Put that away. Tim Howard deserved it.

Favre doing anything but this. That team was so fun to watch, would have loved to see them in the Superbowl.

Our American Cousin.

I think it's a good bit. Like had it been only 3-4 tweets, he would need a good joke, but since he has pushed it much further, it's now a good bit.

I was expecting to see three or four tweets... but then it just... kept... GOING.