“I worked in a tire shop in Philly once and it’s just crazy people working together, dudes that are nuts, everyday physical fights. It’s crazy.”

Is the complaint in this blog that two bros eating hot wings and drinking beer had a conversation that sounded like two bros eating hot wings and drinking beer?

“(assuming they can get some soy wings together).”

Oh my God guys we get it, you don’t like the guy. Jesus, until he starts going full Michael Richards (or at least Dave Chappelle) let it die already.

Jesus Christ. Don’t get me wrong, Shane Gillis is very much not to my taste and I find his loudest fans on the internet to be obnoxious but I don’t know that he’s done anything to deserve this much vitriol.

It’s hard for me to believe that “frat bros” aren’t a huge demographic for a show in which they ask people questions as they eat progressively hotter chicken wings.

I’m not a big Gillis fan, but this is unfair to Sean. His questions were fine. I think you let your personal dislike of Gillis bias you too much here. 

She was put on a stretcher and taken to a hospital but was fully conscious and gave the proverbial “thumbs up” as she was leaving the stadium, thanking her caretakers profusely as she left.

No, “Around” implies you are actually back where you started, not CLOSE to where you started. 10

If the 9th creates the 3rd out then it ends at him and the transition never happens. It stops just short of batting around because the 9th guy never made it on due to the final out.

Sure, 10 at-bats, nine batters, with one batting twice. Hence the name. Am I missing something here?

To me, you haven’t batted around until you’ve fucked up my scorecard. Ten.

The ushers have those signs at PNC, too, but as you say, it helps to have a competent usher holding one and willing to enforce it.

There is, but she was leaning against it.

Listen, I know there’s an element of takes one to know one in this statement but: I’m never not amazed at Paul Lukas’s brand of hyperfocused blogging; I love him almost as much as I love the Grocerteria guy. I would like to collect more of these weirdos. Who ya got?

I used to work in auto insurance. People need to understand this because I got hammered by folks who just didn't get that lending their car to their idiot brother who then crashed it falls on them. The insurance follows the vehicle is the easiest way to say it, but nobody wants to believe it.

Tried this and was asked to sign in to Google again for security reasons, fair enough, but then I was asked to “Enter the verification code generated by your mobile application.”... which requires me to Find My Phone! #Catch22

I actually started playing hockey when I was almost 30. My son was learning to play and they needed coaches so I learned to skate.

Surprising that you didn't mention dodgeball, which is huge in a lot of metropolitan cities. If you're in LA, come play with us at http://theyachtclub.org

The proportions are fine, but I am tired to death of being fobbed off with videos when I want written content.