Hey somebody died at the race! Let's go to deadspin and make a joke about it!

Because as well all know you have to be black and without a wife to be a "thug"

That bat was absolutely broken before the check swing. This has nothing to do with Puig's strength.

Using the wisdom of crowds isn't ALWAYS a good idea.

What the hell are you talking about?

I love when someone can admit they're wrong with a good sense of humor. Bravo.

I completely agree. I love unintentionally bad movies like the room or Howard the duck or birdemic. But not this intentionally bad shit, it's disingenuous.

Not really, they're into movies that attempted to be good and failed.

These things aren't the same.

I completely agree with JayChristmas here. The way he's holding that glove it looks like he has no thought of catching the ball with it. He's pretty clearly lining his body up to barehand it.

Amen. Food snobbery at this point has reached an unbearable level.

"...the war on the war on PEDs"

"Changes pretty much nothing about his HOF credentials"?

I really hate the argument that amounts exceeding millions of dollars mean nothing to professional franchises. It's a ludicrous idea. Of course they mean something.

There's no combine where players are examined by team doctors before the MLB draft. The Astros found this out after drafting Aiken. They can't do an examination before the draft.

It's almost certainly not real.

He did pretty amazing for a 35 year old man who hadn't played baseball in at least 17 years

Bo Jackson's fWAR in 1989 was 2.4

Cy Young didn't play the field on off days, maybe that's why they didn't mention it.

Cy Young didn't play the field on off days, maybe that's why they don't mention it.