You got a handjob in 8th grade and you're complaining about how you were fucked socially and girls saw you as a little brother?

There is a very good reason for this. It's because women's soccer is essentially a lower competition level.

Why's it so confusing?

Did you miss this part?

You mean except for the financial ones?

Wow. Better order some more tin foil...

You can say a lot of things about Bill Simmons but this is a really bizarre thing to claim. What are these connections? Evidence?

Maybe because music makes it so much easier to get through something that most people don't really enjoy.

Thank you for being the voice of reason.

Agree 100%.

Not a troll. I'll be more specific.

If you knew the odds I'm pretty sure you wouldn't know how to interpret them.

The Pirates are now very well run, certainly not incompetent.

And as we all know unattractive people can't have sex!

Yes I acknowledge those intangibles because they matter to women. Generally to men they don't. This is the world around us. It's not necessarily pleasant or fair.

Yes. He is a non-grotesque, famous man with a great personality. He does not date that kind of woman in real life. I assure you he dates extremely attractive women.

He's a successful, famous comedian. I promise you girls that look like that aren't out of his league.

He's a very successful comedian on the show. She is most certainly not in his league.

Miscommunication?

I played baseball. I play now. Actual baseball.