First of all, whenever I see the words "BRITISH NEWSPAPER" I set off into a sprint in the opposite direction.

Damn that is oppressive. Not being able to write a word that's so hate filled and historically significant must be extremely difficult to swallow, hence the gagging. I mean, its damn near as oppressive as centuries of legal and systematic subjugation, rape, forced labor, and flogging of millions of people, then…

Island race, buddy. None of us are more than a couple hundred miles from the sea.

Are you a minority? Are you a young white male? Have you ever had someone use a racial slur to and/or about you?

Here is the thing, if you don't like what Facebook has to offer, don't have an account. These anti-Facebook rants (and this is certainly not the first) are always based on how the author of said post uses or experiences Facebook. It seems its always the author of the rant trying to justify to themselves why they…

Of all the boffo, jaw-dropping numbers surrounding this bachelor's sports-mobile, these are the numbers that drop my jaw in the most boffo way:

Jason cements his status as Jalopnik's wild card.

has to be number 1 or this whole thread is invalid

There's a gentleman driver in IMSA/TUDOR that's not capable of keeping his Daytona Prototype ahead of the GT Daytona cars. I can't think of his name, but when your car is ~6-8 seconds a lap faster than the slower class and you're slower than the slower class you're the worst.

This might be my first NASCAR race I ever watch.

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Jalopnik crowdfunding to put Kligerman back into an #orlove'd themed car when?

The Nembo Spyder. Long, elegant lines that gobble miles with grace...Yum.

The militia above is Russia pretending to be a militia.

Lola-Mastercard F1. They failed to start their one race they entered. Why? Lola rushed out a car design that never reached their wind tunnel. So naturally in the aero-heavy open wheel series, they had no aerodynamic grip. They also had no mechanical grip since their design was hacked together in a few months with no…

Dat Token ground clearance.

Many of the leagues that allow privateers will inevitably have terrible race teams. The various Le Mans series have had some terrible, terrible, privateer teams run over the years. Seems almost ridiculous when you consider that they didn't stand a chance and usually just caused accidents with cars that the…

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The Chinese know what's up

these are official pictures taken from the hindustan ambassador website. they were too good to leave out

The Chinese Auto Show is a great platform for many automakers to display cars that might not work in normal markets. The Chinese love the bold and flashy, but do not care as much for the size of displacement. That's why you see so many German cars but with tiny displacements offered no where else, i.e. a BMW 520i.