Theme of the Jalop-car must revolve around this grotesquery and possibly involve sexually innuendo.

I vote make the rest of the car match!

What's up with these organic-ass engine covers? This is vastly more acceptable:

I'm surprised he's still wearing pants to take off.. Geez, I'd think Doug would have taught him better by now.

Motorweek is no nonsense and informative. NOW if John Davis COULD figure out how to PUT the appropriate emphasis ON words IT'D BE A LOT MORE WATCHABLE!

You know, I'm not sure a modern Benzified Crossfire is such a bad idea.

I agree, the Gallardo (especially the spyder) is better looking, but not with those weird triangle last gen bumpers!

This. 1976 Cadillac Fleetwood 75. I'm only 16 and I've wanted one for years.

Not a guilty pleasure to many, but for a born and bread "domestic guy" - these thing.

According to Jalopnik, this is my soul-less, skill-less, bloatiest, Godzillaiest guilty pleasure

I'm 60 years old and, don't laugh, I love Go-Karts. While I'd probably go nuts over hi-powered shifter karts I don't have the garage space of money for one. Come summer I can rarely come across a chintzy lawn-mower engine go-kart track without doing some laps. It instantly takes me back to my childhood and to the days…

Old kei cars. Preferably low weight and low hp, gives you the sensation of going fast at non-illegal speeds. The usual better to drive a slow car fast than a fast car slow.

Would somebody think of the Miatas?

A little elbow grease and some paint and you have a rolling bill board for your business. Maybe this guy could be talked down into LeMons pricing?

I voted NP because this would be hysterical to keep at a beach/lake house as a 2nd car and drive around in confusing the hell out of everyone.

That was my thought. Only thing is, I'd keep the boat around for occasions when you wanted to drive past people trailering their own boats on the highway, making them think theirs had broken free and was making a run for the border.

Oh good. They left the hood on so the engine will be really easy to access.

Also, you apparently have to be using one of Ikea's phones, but you gotta use it outside.

yeah, because vandalism is cool....